Darkhearts Bizarre school: studying tendency and other interesting stories part 1

Alright today I'm going to tell real stories of what's happened to me at school, it gets VERY wierd but I hope u like it. 

Part 1: the history class

Ok so I went to history class and we just happened to be learning about ww2,  as a battle tendency fan I knew I already had experience, including Aztec gods, german cyborgs, and sunlight ninjas what could go wrong? (I actually knew a lot about ww2 but what happens next is pretty funny) ok so half an hour passed I really wanted to go home when all of a sudden my teacher mentioned a German scientist. My moment of truth!  I raised my hand, my friend who also was a jojo fan that just happened to be sitting next to me said "dont u dare" and then I said "U UTTER FOOL GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD" and my teachers reaction was basically: uhhhhhhh anyway... 

I dont wanna get into the part where j asked him about the sunlight ninjas, Aztec gods, and German cyborg but let's just say he was extremely confused. 

Part 2: the introduction 

It was the last week of school, as my school calls it project week, when u get to choose a final project to move on to the next grade. I chose my project to be about king Arthur, and I had to write a script. (Link to script : https://www.chess.com/blog/Dark_Heart420/something-i-had-to-write-for-skool ) and it was pretty awesome. So anyway I was going to have a different teacher this week so she asked me to introduce myself and i said "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."

Like no joke I actually said this. But then she checked the attendance list and then said "I bet more than half of that isnt true and I'm afraid theres no yoshikage kira in this project but ther IS a (insert my real first name)". And I'm like oh yeah that's me lol. A week passed, it was now what I thought would be the last week of school, my project and another project were grouped together for dismissal and then the OTHER projects teacher asked us all to introduce ourselves, once she got to me I said(well u can guess what i said but still) a moment of silence passed, and my teacher then admitted "that's (Insert my real first name), they're in 7th grade" 

Part 3: the Starbucks 

My friends BEGGED me to go to Starbucks with them after school cuz there was one nearby the school so I said yes. We ran to the Starbucks and then I realized they had no money. Shoot. So then I whipped out my gift card that my mom gave me for doing chores last week and used that to pay. The Starbucks person asked me my name and in the most dramatic way I could I said "the names joestar (insert my real first name) joestar" and she just looked at me and said "what a fascinating last name" so she gave us the 3 coffees but when my friend saw (insert my real  first name) joestar on it they were just like "*sigh* well what else did I expect".

Part 4: the hat

I got a jotaro hat as a reward for doing good on a math test so I decided to wear it to school along with my jacket and green shirt, so ya I basically went to school dressed as jotaro as a dare someone in my gc told me to do. (I also went to school dressed as Joseph once bef0re this but that's cuz i wanted to...yet nobody got the reference)

Everyone  thought I was a police 

Good grief... 

Then some kid asked me where star platinum was and I said it was at Walmart getting the groceries. 

Idk why I did that but hey u just witnessed one of the most  embarrassing things I ever done.  

Part 5: the zoom class incident 

I was listening to giornos theme in online class cuz i was bored as heck...then i accidentally unmuted.

Thank God the teacher wasnt there

Ok that's it for today I might post later but I hope u enjoyed these stories of my school and have a great day!