Best openings to ANNOY your friends!!

We ALL want to annoy our friends. We can't deny it. If you say you don't, then why did you click on this blog? In this blog I will give you some of the best openings to troll your friends.

Before I begin, I am not responsible for loss of friends, loneliness, or anything to do with anything in the world. With that being said, let us begin

1. Cow*Ignore the sides

If you have ever watched chess.com youtube content, you probably have come up on this opening. If you haven't, let me elaborate. The opening was made popular by content creator and WFM Anna Cramling. This opening is garbage for many reasons because it doesn't attack the center and doesn't develop the knights. 10/10 for bullet 10/10 against "friends"

2. THE ROOOOOOOKS

This opening is garbage for many reasons. 1. doesn't attack center (again) 2. doesn't develop minor pieces. 3. Removes castling rights. Absolutely perfect. You should 100% play this against your lower rated friends. 

Honorable mention: Bongcloud (https://www.chess.com/openings/Kings-Pawn-Opening-The-Bongcloud) This opening purposefully loses castling rights on the second move. While this is good, often time your opponent will just return the favor, and if they don't, it won't affect them that much. B tier

3. The great wall of pawns

Fun fact: I played this against my dad and he was MAD. from experience, this is the BEST opening to annoy people. I would 100000000% recommend. Here's how you play it: Step 1-8 push pawn. And there you go! You successfully played this opening! 

Conclusion:

Well that's it! some AMAZING choices (Trust) Should I do part 2? let me know in the comments. (you probably will say no because these are some bad takes lol) Thank you for reading!!