Evil Chicken Mascots, Evil Pillows, And A Guy Named Bob: My Final Thoughts Before Thunderbolts*
I'm officially going to see Marvel Studios' Thunderbolts* on May 15th........................... in IMAX. THAT'S WHAT I TALK ABOUT.
*Crickets Crickets*
Yes. In today's blog, I will be throwing in some extra thoughts I have on the film and also react to a lot of the footage we got from the Hollywood premiere.
Alright... let's do this. Enjoy "Evil Chicken Mascots, Evil Pillows, And A Guy Named Bob" AKA my final thoughts before seeing Thunderbolts* with my own 2 eyes. 🤣
- Wait... I thought the asterisk was just "The Avengers Are Not Available", bruv 😵💫
- "Find out what it means this Friday*
*Maybe"
WDYM "MAYBE"?!?! I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER IF WHAT I KNOW ALREADY ISN'T TRUE. - “They’re getting their money’s worth of this song’s license” - YouTube comment 😆
- Kevin Feige's face after telling fans to stay 'til the end of the credits:
- Well, well, well... look who finally showed up ☝🤣
- So... who really is the leader here cuz obviously Ghost and Taskmaster are supportive members of the Thunderbolts*, Red Guardian wants to be the leader, Bucky acts like a leader, ( And Marvel made that entire short about him above ) but the whole film seems to zoom in on Yelena... ( John's just a big jerk; we do not speak of him ) ...but anyways, what do you think? COMMENT BELOW!
- This is their last dance... oh wait, Doomsday is...... oh wait, Secret Wars is.................. oh wa-
- Bob. Sentry. Void. WHO IS LEWIS PULLMAN PLAYING. 🤣
Also, speaking of Lewis, why did he seem so excited for this movie before... but not anymore 🤣 ( idk; it was just something I picked up along the way of Marvel promoting this film 💩 ) - I feel so bad for all the actors/actresses that have to do interviews like these; they’re all just answering the same exact questions over and over 😆
- “What are you most excited for people to see?”
- “What can fans expect from your character?”
- ”TELL ME LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT THE MOVIE FROM START TO FINISH.” 😆
- The best Thunderbolts* promo I've seen yet... and that's saying something based on the fact that I've been following this film since the day it was announced 🤣🤣🤣
- I will be starting my summer with Marvel Studios 🤣
- How can a pillow be evil... explain... 😆
- Every single one of these 2-second shorts promoting this movie are so well-done what the heck 🤣
⬆ CLICK ON PHOTO TO SEE PLUGGEDIN REVIEW ⬆
( btw, this is not sponsored I just like glazing PluggedIn 🤣 )
- PluggedIn, the Christian movie reviewing source I go to every time to check if a movie is appropriate or not, just reviewed Thunderbolts* and here are some key points from the article that I found interesting: there's no agenda or f-bomb, ( Language is still bad, but... yes... there is no f-bomb despite the "strong language" tag in the rating 💩 ) there are a TON of redemptive qualities, and a bunch Gospel connections throughout the film; they also put the ASTERISK IN THE TITLE. 😯 ( I'm so proud 🥹 )
I'm so pumped and VERY glad PluggedIn approved. This could be the best Marvel movie ever.
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