Quotes Round 1
This is a repost. I went through and removed any quotes that don't really seem that funny anymore. I'm sorry I posted this three times now. Some quotes that were originally in Round 2 have been moved here. There are also some new quotes in here.
Round 3 remains the same and I will continue adding to Round 2 until all the open spots are filled. Then I will post Round 2 and continue Round 3.
This is to clear up space in my bio but still keep a record of these quotes.
Newest quotes are on the top, oldest are on the bottom. This is only the order I collected them in, not the order they were posted.
Leaderboard
@Iansicles - 16
@Caleb341 - 12
@TheAuthorOfChickens - 11
@carlsen - 5
@F1-24 - 4
@GM_of_Australia - 4
@Scemer - 3
@TerminalNZ - 3
@S-A1M - 2
@SRXster - 2
@82nd_all_American - 2
@Deflection - 2
@Qoiuoiuoiuoiu - 2
@Jared - 1
@sailsword - 1
@ChessGangsta42 - 1
@NoahdeAlwis - 1
@AyyShaman - 1
@FullCrowdedBadger - 1
@NathanGoatOfChess - 1
@ackshunbronshun - 1
@Nate_Pi - 1
@justbefair - 1
@coro - 1
@Iconz_t - 1
@BlueDoesChess1 - 1
@GMchessminator - 1
@JamesMcD101009 - 1
@Secretary_bird123 - 1
@PrimoVictoria1944-Sabaton - 1
@CallmeLyric - 1
@TecDragoman - 1
@InsanePig23456 - 1
@breezehappysquirrel - 1
@Nicholas_Bize - 1
@Clarissaxo-1414 - 1
@Deithy24 - 1
@cavalcade321 - 1
@Cesso91 - 1
@DIO_BRANDO_BETTER - 1
@Jinxuan0920 - 1
@KaiserKatzchen - 1
@Paz_Hobbitt12 - 1
@Somniphobic_Sight - 1
@Sans1600 - 1
"OH WAIT THE SNOW WAS ACTUALLY PART OF THE LOGO?????????? I THOUGHT YOU GUYS TURNED THE CVC LOGO INTO A LOTTERY TICKET WHERE YOU SCRATCH THE NUMBERS WITH A COIN OR SOMETHING LOOOOL. (Im so dumb 😭)" - @Iansicles
"@theauthorofchickens is the only woman here that literally acts like a man more than some people here that are men. It's terrifying. I bet she also knows that herself" - @Iansicles
"GIVE ME FRIENDSHIP OR I KILL YOU WITH KINDNESS (takes out kindness missle)" - @Sans1600
"KOB, did you say all of that in hopes you'd get into my bio? // Guys help-" - @carlsen
"2,369 Oreo McFlurries please! 😁" - @Caleb341
"i ate food when i was 13 jkjk don't quote me" - @carlsen
"Funnily enough I drank Tide when I was 5 and thought it was like blueberry juice. I drank barely any (like 5ml) and backed away quickly. Drank like about a liter of water that day" - @Iansicles
"#WhoDoYouThinkYouAre-TheKingOfEngland?!" - @carlsen
"TAOC secretly lives in NORAD" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu
"Pov the people who made English makes 'chocolate' the worst pronouncion of all time" - @Iansicles
"time to find out what its like to get banned from chess.com(this is a joke)" - @sailsword
"#ShhIHaveTerribleConnection" - @Caleb341
"Pov that one club getting challenges from every single club in existence:" - @Iansicles
"If you said something inappropriate and said "Don't quote me on that" I wouldn't put you in, soooooooooooooooooo -- "Something Inappropriate" Dont quote me on that" - @S-A1M
"@jasminepetrillo muted // who do you think you are, Admin? 😂" - @carlsen
""Eat Author-" @GMchessminator. 💀 —> Relatable, I eat all authors of the books I read." - @Scemer
"bro just realized there's a character limit 🤣" - @Iansicles
"just tell @wind to ban you" - @Iansicles
"I just reported myself for verbal abuse and also blocked me" - @Iansicles
"what does it mean if i switched tabs and it logged me out of chess.com? -------> your tab holders trash" - @SRXster
"My grilled cheese tonight was more like toasted bread with kinda melty cheese because I accidentally cut the cheese too thick." - @TheAuthorOfChickens
"@theauthorofchickens going to quote the most unfunny post of all time: 🏃♀️" - @Iansicles
"@theauthorofchickens has it in her bio she can be called "chicken" and literally puts a fish reaction on every post like a stamp --> Did I hesitate?" - @TheAuthorOfChickens
"I got downvoted. Prepare to be fish-ed." - @TheAuthorOfChickens
"That's a fish not a blunder icon" - @Iansicles
"CVC has officially lost its mind." - @TheAuthorOfChickens
"bro divided 1 by 0 to get -1" - @ChessGangsta42
"OH NO THE UPVOTE ARMY HAS STARTED NOOOOOOOOOOO" - @carlsen
"I used to think 'ftw' means F- the what. Because wt# means what the f" - @Iansicles
"i beat someone 4 games in a row a month ago and to this day they still send me invites and i keep rejecting lol" - @S-A1M
"random dudes from india keep sending me rapid invites im bout to report" - @SRXster
"I have a losing record against myself. But because I'm playing myself, I also have a winning record against myself." - @Iansicles
"Downvote army... assemble." - @F1-24
"your like the local Christmas historian of the club 😂" - @NoahdeAlwis
"Dogfight me nerd" - @AyyShaman
"where do I get a vehicle // Jump the fence at the nearest airport jk jk don't quote me on that" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu
"Don’t forget complaining about the gas prices." - @Caleb341
"I used to think "Xmas" was the atheist version of "Christmas" where they don't celebrate Jesus but still want gifts because their selfish lol" - @Iansicles
"There's always one person who has 14 different personalities arguing about 19 different things in 4 minutes of time" - @Iansicles
"Probably because everyone ate 52 candy bars from Christmas… 😐" - @Caleb341
"There's no topic going around it's like when if you ever had a friend group of like 20 and they all group up and talk about absolutely nothing but nonsense" - @Iansicles
"Christmas 2024: the day it all broke loose in CvC's notes. The owner, Caleb341, stood looking around in utter confusion and disbelief as he watched his fellow clubmates, high on sugar from candy, proceed to yap about the most random and off-topic things." - @FullCrowdedBadger
"Well that makes me feel incredibly safe 💀" - @F1-24
"I'm australia" - @NathanGoatOfChess
"What if we had Mighty Winging, which is Rickrolling but with Mighty Wings" - @TheAuthorOfChickens
"For some reason people trust me as a therapist, I try to do my best." - @ackshunbronshun
"mustaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard" - @Iansicles
"We've got an eggs.ca in Canada lol" - @F1-24
"A guy who refuses to die teams up with the son of his late friend, a guy with a lazy callsign, a woman, and two other guys to bomb the enemy's uranium enrichment plant. - Top Gun: Maverick." - @TheAuthorOfChickens
"Man goes into space to scream at a bookcase because he doesn't like eating corn - Interstellar" - @Nate_Pi
"It appears that all your blogs are about Marvel movies. This is a chess site. Have you considered making a blog about something to do with chess?" - @justbefair
"POV; After assessing the options and much heated negotiation, we are at a complete stalemate on what christmas movie to watch. Neither side will give in and the outlook is not good. Send best wishes XD" - @F1-24
"This starts off as a forum about me, then I comment, and suddenly condiments are fighting each other." - @TheAuthorOfChickens
"you could sense your name being spoken. that's a true ping right there. A MENTAL ONE" - @coro
""Vacation" for 2 months and going-" - @Deflection
"Author coming back from inactivity before Gta 6 is crazy" - @Iconz_t
""yeah bro i can cook" *blows up the kitchen*" - @BlueDoesChess1
"Edit out the swearing or I’ll edit you out of the club💀" - @Jared
"Help me. Im gonna die to the hands of a chicken. Do you want that?" - @Deflection
"Eat Author-" - @GMchessminator
""WE ARE NOT CALLING IT MAGICAL DEATH SPIT" - Glory, the canon Rainwing Queen" - @Jinxuan0920
"Im away for april fools at a Holy week encounter and i was planning that alll 600 people going should hide in the morning so that the Nuns organizing it freak out lol!!" - @JamesMcD101009
"Giggity giggity goo USMC im coming for youuuuu😘😘" - @82nd_all_American
"My Alexa found pictures of me 💀 It was fun breaking it with my axe though 😏" - @Caleb341
"I'd join but I'm currently trying not to die in a game of mafia." - @TheAuthorOfChickens
"Why are my notes from Paladins Of Chess finding their way into a chickens biography" - @GM_of_Australia
"0_o Indeed. This Chicken is accusing me of being a Molecule." - @TerminalNZ
"LOL I didn't even see y'all were putting on a full FBI case mission for me." - @TerminalNZ
"*Arrests Mod 6* *puts in jail* *reopens @NaturalMolecule* Accident Averted." - @Caleb341
"Wherever, I go, scemer is admin in that club" - @Secretary_bird123
"*chickens screech about needing more fire extinguishers*" - @TheAuthorOfChickens
"*goes to read deleted comments in audit log* 😂" - @Caleb341
"Bruh. Everyone is using the club giveaway idea now." - @Caleb341
"I think Jared works with FBI" - @PrimoVictoria1944-Sabaton
"Lily is now a school nurse. Put ice ON EVERYTHING. "TeAcHeR, I DiEd." "ItS oK DaRLiNG, HaVe SoMe IcE"" - @GM_of_Australia
"hurt jester and heal goose(his neck is a bit wonky)" - @82nd_all_American
"Chess.com Staff: Well we think it's cool...... Everyone else:😐😶😑🙄" - @CallmeLyric
"I eat dirt" - @Somniphobic_Sight
"Holy moly, it's impossible to find myself in the wall of coords" - @TecDragoman
"My how the tables have turned. Now the majority of staff are admins 😂" - @TheAuthorOfChickens
"I would trust them with the password to my toaster" - @InsanePig23456
""Ok, let's make bonfire for the marshmallows, yes, near that gas station is fine"" - @Paz_Hobbitt12
"One sec, let me invite some people who are argument prone." - @Caleb341
"Sometime back I was alone and there was a power cut too. No neighbours nobody and there was a haunted field next to my backyard and it had a big eerie well with plants and trees jetting out from it. I was so scarred and my mobile battery was also like 2% I messaged my brother explaining my situation and you know what he replied? A vampire pic lmao 🤣 I ran downstairs to the security lmao 🤣" - @breezehappysquirrel
"Don't get sad by this but I love my cat more then any one of you on chess.com…" - @Nicholas_Bize
"Funny story. One time i was watching a twitch streamer with like 20 viewers and i gave a follow and then said hello, but accidentally sent h*ll instead of hello. And she just looked at the screen like "what" and i quickly sent o and an apology." - @GM_of_Australia
"Can i have breathing rights? I got told im not allowed to breathe" - @DIO_BRANDO_BETTER
"@GMchessminator He changes his profile picture way to much, plus people get us confused because of our names. Very good at unbanning me from Paladins Of Chess when I do get banned." - @GM_of_Australia
"My case is: WHAT IN THE WORLD DID I DO???" - @TerminalNZ
"RIP Admiral's wall." - @TheAuthorOfChickens
"Scemer's quotes are like a mixtape of insanity and comedy - from threatening knees to canceled Sussy Foxes to debating the existential crisis of donuts. All we need now is for @AngelaPlayzChess to drop some philosophical wisdom about love hurting more than it heals. (And No, This isn't me trying to get into your quotes again lol)" - @Caleb341
"If LYRIC didnt freaking shoot me i could enjoy the fireworks" - @Clarissaxo-1414
"Today has been wild. I literally saw somebody complaining that their donut has a hole in it." - @Caleb341
"i remember like 2 years ago, i did a group project on the human brain, we had one person do absolutely nothing the whole time, so we decided to make a separate project, then on the day it was due, he looked at the word document, and it was just replaced with this script" - @KaiserKatzchen
"Try being British! Everyone hates us, we'd be on our own." - @Deithy24
"I meant a "m". Goofy keyboard *Slaps Keyboard*" - @Scemer
"I think I wasn't ever gifted Membership because I already had one and people think I'm rich." - @Scemer
"Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave." - @cavalcade321
"Fear not the player who has practiced 1000 openings, fear the player who has practiced 1 opening 1000 times" - @Cesso91
"Here comes CVC XD" - @Caleb341
