Quotes Round 2

This is a repost. I went through and removed any quotes that don't really seem that funny anymore. Some quotes that were originally in Round 2 have been moved to Round 1. Some quotes that would have been added to Round 3 have been added here to fill in the slots.

Newest quotes are on the top, oldest are on the bottom. This is only the order I collected them in, not the order they were posted.

Leaderboard

@TheAuthorOfChickens - 13

@Iansicles - 13

@Caleb341 - 12

@carlsen - 10

@F1-24 - 9

@Scemer - 7

@sailsword - 4

@Qoiuoiuoiuoiu - 4

@RylanGordon1 - 2

@TheMidnightExpress12 - 2

@Sans1600 - 2

@DepressoEspresso01 - 2

@FullCrowdedBadger - 2

@Deflection - 1

@Admiral_ChessBeard - 1

@Thelegendary_ROOK - 1

@snackolazy - 1

@Shaurya130312 - 1

@Daniellowe132 - 1

@S-A1M - 1

@Pawnsonglikedawn - 1

@TerminalNZ - 1

@Lilyana - 1

@vamsim7 - 1

@TopVeteran45 - 1

@Timmeh2007 - 1

@sdeb04 - 1

@IanReneHn - 1

@erik - 1

"Can we note that Author disappeared for 8 months, literally returned in a forum made the same day about her, and is now right back into chess.com like nothing ever happened? Comeback story's wild lol" - @F1-24

"Just read ChatGPT's... *cough* I mean, MY letter Ian 🗿" - @F1-24

"Day 2847373747 of getting healed by players I just hurt" - @Iansicles

"Now wait until it gives me those discord video autocorrects and then instead of saying "Hi" I would say "Wake up it is time for a greeting made specifically for you, I have planned this out using about a second of my lovely time."" - @Iansicles

"It's because you clap your hands irl every morning, and since  @Deflection is spying on you he knows your daily routine" - @FullCrowdedBadger

"If we promoted FCB there'd just be a bunch of arenas in the Past Events section titled "I'm Bored #362", "I'm Bored #363", "I'm Bored #364", etc. XD" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"Many people have been offended, and many people have been offended at other people's offendedness, and many people are offended by the fact that they could not find something to be offended about." - @erik

"ANYONE WANTS TO FOOLS MATE ME" - @IanReneHn

"Who voted russia over portugal? // hi" - @carlsen

"Okay, good. Thank you. But how do you accidentally gift a membership? // Spill water on your keyboard and hoping your mouse moves by itself to click on gift button and somehow type the Credit Card Info correctly" - @carlsen

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *yeets can of beans at Deflection*" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"If you read this, I am either out of my mind or I got hacked." - @Iansicles

"Nobody's trolling now cuz of Qoiu's pfp- --> They're together in their little club like, "Let's attack CVC next" "But that Qoi dude is online." "He's ALWAYS online. It's so annoying." "Does he just always forget to close his computer or something?" "How has it not turned off or brought up a screensaver? Is his account page permanently burned into his screen?" "WHY IS HE ALWAYS ONLINE?! WHAT IS HE EVEN DOING?!"" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"sleeping? who does that what a weirdo" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"Sup? Been outside too long, had to come touch keyboard rq" - @Caleb341

"every time i see my name in a forum my heart skips a beat" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"Off-topic, I've found out that the phases of conflict go like this (I made this up); Conversation (nothing to disagree on), Discussion (can be disagreed on but so far there are none), Debate (disagreement but in a civil manner), Argument (more emotional version of a debate), Beef (an out of control argument), and after that we have War." - @F1-24

"*CFA Rap Battle Flashbacks*" - @Caleb341

"*throws a toilet at admiral*" - @sdeb04

"Bro thought he was Rapunzel-" - @DepressoEspresso01

"Breaking news: what have I started" - @sailsword

"what would be your reaction if I told you all the stuff that would happen in your book --> I would report you, message the staff, and probably throw my computer out the window before moving to [REDACTED]" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"Anthony in Chess Champ be like: Admin? No, SA. Really? No wait.. Admin.. How about Coord? Nah, Member. No no no, SA. Wait, actually Admin sounds good. No wait, Coord? Really?? Do we.. ok fine.. SA. Nope, Admin. Oh no.. Member. No no nooooo, SA!! Now you're Owner of Chess Champ!! Oh wait, Gavin is owner, now Rohin is owner. WAIT, HENRY CAME ONLINE? NO WAY, HE'S OWNER. oh wait, he went offline again, Gavin is owner.. wait.. where are we rn? yeah, Anthony, demoted to Member again.. no wait.. SA??" - @carlsen

"What’s the point of purposefully attacking an entire alliance to begin with?" - @Caleb341

"(were my excuses good enough) ?" - @FullCrowdedBadger

"Imagine if Jared actually gave away my lives and then I start begging for my life (literally)" - @Iansicles

"._. My status is "a status here" because chess.com told me to "Enter a status here"" - @Caleb341

"when I got to 1200 rapid for the first time, I got there by beating this one person 8 out of 9 times, I kept beating him and he'd keep offering rematches, but after the games he proceeded to block me" - @Timmeh2007

"Honestly I used to do the arrow thing but I've flipped. Maybe one of these days I'll go back but I doubt it. I´ll probably just switch to something really weird ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> Like what?" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"calling yourself a chicken is the most diabolical thing ever" - @Iansicles

"I blocked caleb —> W" - @Caleb341

"Especially if we just promoted people and told them to spam vote chess to the EXTREMES. They should live, eat, and BREATHE vote chess." - @Sans1600

"Ohhh, nice. You know how to be wrong in other languages?" - @Caleb341

"Stupid people aren't annoying, they're free entertainment." - @TopVeteran45

"Its giving... Omar vibes ✨" - @Deflection

"Cold water at 1 am hits different" - @Iansicles

"I like how we had 20 days of no one being eliminated and basically a stalemate and then out of nowhere F1, Poison, Starlight, and Zynorix now got really low and got/are about to be eliminated" - @vamsim7

"Completely ignoring all current declarations of war" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"She probably has confidential info in there. Like the bank account password of everyone in CVC…etc. 😃" - @Caleb341

"To be honest, Caleb does better at telling us the new rules than every website with a privacy statement." - @F1-24

"I'm an experienced admin for so many clubs that I would bore you out of your mind if I said anything more." - @Admiral_ChessBeard

"Eat Jared-" - @carlsen

"author are you on break for rock-yeeting? If you are, good. If you aren't, everyone go get Nokia phones and plaster your home with it" - @Iansicles

"Grammer is overated for reel" - @Lilyana

"saying "EEEEEEEEE" just looks like your trying to become a meme while also being mad" - @Iansicles

"Guys i didnt know you can delete comments from your blogs" - @carlsen

"Ban author and I will cry —> Will you though–" - @Scemer

"Author is quickly making the least-used reaction into the most-used reaction in CVC-" - @F1-24

"Being a megafan of something is a sign of good character frfr. For me it's Formula 1, for Author it's Top Gun, for half of chess.com it's anime judging by the pfps 🗿" - @F1-24

"Author when she has grandkids: "so there was this one guy called Chessian-Ian and he talked so much he got quoted for every single thing he said because why not-"" - @Iansicles

"Dang it I got slammed on author’s quotes almost 25 times aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa —> Chessian is hitting the jackpot, or should I say, Authorpot (Yeah, I’m bad at Dad jokes. ;-; )" - @Scemer

"Any questions? // how fast is your note going to be removed?" - @TheMidnightExpress12

"I’m trying. 😭 Your leaderboard is basically ranked by who you find the funniest 🗿" - @Scemer

"*yeets a rock into the blender and blends the blender*" - @F1-24

"Why does author like yeeting rocks in people's kitchen machinery, such as ovens and microwaves" - @Iansicles

"One of my friends, when given a computer, is a literal menace to society." - @TerminalNZ

"Is it just me or am I the only person to find it a rare coincidence to find Author coming online an hour or so after we made a forum about her?— 🗿" - @Scemer

"There should've been taco spammer role for me lol" - @Iansicles

"YouTube comment section be like-" - @Pawnsonglikedawn

"C H A O S : )" - @sailsword

"Hola =hole = 🕳️ =*hola I have now learned the secrets of the universe" - @sailsword

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I can't downvote my own comment 😭 (no, I'm not learning this just now)" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"What if Santa actually lives at the South Pole and just uses the North Pole to help store all the presents? --- dang he's chilling with penguins and sipping hot cocoa where no one would think to look" - @S-A1M

"Can I have my sword back now or I cause mass destruction pls(:" - @sailsword

"that's one to keep away from author's quote wall" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"I'm just using a translator // my old spanish teacher would choke if she heard that" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"*locks every single forum and blames it on Scemer* jk lol" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"Anyone watching the Sugar Bowl?" - @Caleb341

'"first time my forum has been locked in this club... LEts goooo! lol" - @TheMidnightExpress12

"Everything Ian says is a quote" - @RylanGordon1

"Breaking the rule because yes." - @carlsen

"also it's notes, and notes aren't used for general chatting, you all guys break the rules. 🤓" - @carlsen

"Taylor’s responsible for 9/11 cuz when she allegedly broke up with Travis, the airplanes started crying and it was so blurry they crashed. Also the birds put bombs in the 2nd tower when it was rebuilt so that’s why there’s now one solo tower not twins towers" - @DepressoEspresso01

"The “😀” emoji gives me the creeps–" - @Scemer

"that desperate for quotes, huh? —> I haven’t seen anyone so desperate to get on someone’s bio, indeed." - @Scemer

"Looks like the majority wins. I have the best quotes. 😎" - @Scemer

"Vote. https://www.chess.com/votechess/game/327873 --> Today's a special day; not "Vote Now!" or "Vote" or "Vote Bc4" or "I misclicked, please vote Rg4", or even "Vote before the time runs out!". No, today, it's a straightforward "Vote." with a period adorning the word and everything." - @F1-24

"like yours? XD || quote count child. Respect the people better than you" - @Iansicles

"Bro wants to get quoted so hardly, Author, don't quote him! He's a jer- jkjk" - @carlsen

"Apparently chickens can make statements 👍" - @Iansicles

"who do you think you are Ian, quote man? : P" - @carlsen

"It's new year's night! You Americans are late! xD" - @Daniellowe132

"2025: *begins* KOB: Chessian, I made a New Year's revolution to win in Round 2 and you must hear about it every day in all caps until Author reaches 100 quotes again." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"I think you woke up on the wrong side of the year..." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"Yall got any predictions for the new year? --> People will accidentally write "2024" instead of "2025" in the year section for the entire month of January." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"I love how we all only use about three emojis— 💀🫠🗿" - @Caleb341

"I could get all 100 if I tried—whether it’s worth Chess.com muting me, that’s a different question. ;-;" - @Caleb341

"average  @KingOfBrilliancy moment in front of  @TheAuthorOfChickens" - @Shaurya130312

"Bro wants to get quoted so bad—" - @Caleb341

"Or an unborn baby using an iPod in their Mom’s stomach. 🗿👍🏻💯" - @Scemer

"That 😀 emoji never has good intentions-" - @F1-24

"I once got 16 downvotes for saying “ez” —> Tell me what forum it was on so I can make it 17. 🗿" - @Scemer

"Comment deleted because yes. 😂" - @carlsen

"(Mass frog war cry moment)" - @Sans1600

"Why don't you come back once you stop quoting people for 5 seconds" - @snackolazy

"I love how I struggle to create arguments in my book but create arguments in this unhinged story flawlessly." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"We should do it for April Fools in 2025. We change the flag of the club to North Korea, make the flag the club's pfp, everyone makes their flag North Korea, everyone makes their pfp the North Korea flag (optional). XD" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"what do you want me to do about it, make a peace treaty, have it expire today, and start the war now" - @Thelegendary_ROOK

"I love how you can get in Author's notes for the most random things. Wouldn't be surprised if this made it lol." - @Caleb341

"20 k is viewless for sure" - @RylanGordon1