Quotes Round 4

This makes 400 quotes...

Leaderboard

@ToastBread_1 - 17

@carlsen - 12

@F1-24 - 12

@NoahdeAlwis - 10

@TheAuthorOfChickens - 8

@Qoiuoiuoiuoiu - 7

@ChessBeteigeuze - 4

@Deflection - 3

@Caleb341 - 3

@sailsword - 2

@Witch31415 - 2

@Penguincrosby - 2

@FreeFriendlyDove - 2

@Agentnoggin - 2

@TheGrandmasterInProgress - 2

@CarlsenTheGOAT-2889 - 2

@Scemer - 1

@AniG6 - 1

@Planet_CHESS0344 - 1

@Marie_Hoa - 1

@Leee_0 - 1

@Reflection - 1

@Rayfamily - 1

@Faith_in_Him - 1

@TheUnknownChessMaster - 1

@Honchkrowabcd - 1

"I can are coordinador? // Coordinate your English first." - @ToastBread_1

"There's something Bullet Chess, Relationships, and Quotes have in common; I never make the first move for any of them 🙃" - @F1-24

"Imma go forum quote hunting. // *ahem* due to CVC's tight gun laws, the use of your equipment is banned 🤓 I'd recommend using a fishing rod to catch "forum quotes" instead, provided of course that you fill out a permit." - @F1-24

"Why did you censor job and grass? // dude you just said the j slur" - @Honchkrowabcd

"F1 you gotta get get more quotes Noah just passed you // Since when was it a race? (oh wait I'm literally called F1 I can't be talking)" - @F1-24

"Noah calls anything rigged, he might call the entirety of humanitarian life rigged...because he's a cat at the end of the day." - @carlsen

"Even Author wants to get quoted--- //rigged is what i call it" - @NoahdeAlwis

"this is the absolute best time for author to be online for me, its so slow i cant see what im typing // Don't say you just want Author to be online to get quoted- //well...um..." - @NoahdeAlwis

"People get misgendered all the time xD // Exactly. Most people refer to me as gay what even do they mean --> CTG, what the heck where on earth did they get that from?!?!?!? // Exactly. There's literally a dude in my class, and my teacher(s) said and I quote, "Showing too much affection towards your classmate [both are same gender]" and they're not gay apparently -_-" - @CarlsenTheGOAT-2889

"Guys sailsword has a lichess account now // Username? // sailsword. 💀💀" - @carlsen

"You can teach a man to fish, but never a fish to man." - @TheGrandmasterInProgress

"Joke's on you guys I haven't been looking at the notes // I AM SUING AUTHOR FOR EXTREMELY INAPPROPRIATE GRAMMAR AND FORGETTING TO PUT A FULL STOP" - @CarlsenTheGOAT-2889

"*coughing intensifies* *coughs intensify *coughitation intensification *coughical intensificational*" - @carlsen

"what if we all swapped our profile pictures on august 1st, the day H/H starts, it will be a mess" - @carlsen

"we r laughing gas distributers" - @Agentnoggin

"When the quoting thing gets so crazy so you have to keep a tab of author's profile on:" - @ToastBread_1

"It sportsman earnestly ye preserved an on. Moment led family sooner cannot her window pulled any. Or raillery if improved landlord to speaking hastened differed he. Furniture discourse elsewhere yet her sir extensive defective unwilling get. Why resolution one motionless you him thoroughly. Noise is round to in it quick timed doors. Written address greatly get attacks inhabit pursuit. I have no idea what I'm saying, this is from a random text generator." - @carlsen

"Youseff reacting to every note like he is trying to be like Caleb and get ownership later-" - @ChessBeteigeuze

"frying a rotted brain won't make it any tastier, speaking from experi- (for legal reasons this is a joke)" - @ToastBread_1

"And Agent is so sigma Omega //wait isnt omega a yogurt company or smthing?" - @NoahdeAlwis

"When there's nothing else to do at your life, you care about an unofficial and fake "quote" competition made by a chicken." - @ToastBread_1

"I'm a very funny guy, I guess. // Now, you're secretly using QuotesGPT, the funniest AI ever" - @ChessBeteigeuze

"I love how whenever someone's getting quoted more everyone calls my quotes "rigged" // Also known as politics." - @ToastBread_1

"My only life archievement, quotes 🤑🤑 // Didn't know a toast bread can speak. // You're a frickin' star, and you yet manage to typo wow congrats." - @ToastBread_1

"darn it its quote time and i need to go for a pee // hold it, or pee like a cat" - @ToastBread_1

"i didnt know we had to vote on quote worthyness // democracy. //i thought the quote system was a dictatorship" - @NoahdeAlwis

"why are people even debating whether wgm is easier than gm or not woman titles are trash// i would be a wcm smh rn if i was a girl" - @Agentnoggin

"Noted (and note deleted). 🗿" - @F1-24

"I've eaten Oreos dipped in mayonnaise before-" - @F1-24

"I spent like two hours writing club rules for a test 💀" - @ToastBread_1

"idk we just like explosions and setting our houses on fire" - @TheUnknownChessMaster

"Hehe just a casual person definitely NOT trying to join. Ig while I’m here i shall give you a lecture about airplanes **Airplane Components and Systems** Airplanes are complex machines that consist of several key components and systems. Here's a detailed overview: ### **Fuselage** The fuselage is the main body of the airplane, providing structural support and housing the passengers, cargo, and flight deck. It's typically made of lightweight materials such as aluminum or carbon fiber. ### **Wings** The wings are the most critical component of an airplane, responsible for generating lift and enabling flight. They're designed to produce a pressure difference between the upper and lower surfaces, creating an upward force that counteracts the weight of the plane. ### **Control Surfaces** Control surfaces are used to control the orientation and attitude of the airplane. They include: * **Ailerons**: control roll (left and right movement) * **Elevators**: control pitch (up and down movement) * **Rudder**: control yaw (rotation around the vertical axis) ### **Engines** Airplane engines provide the power needed to propel the plane forward. There are several types of engines, including: * **Jet Engines**: use a turbine to generate thrust * **Propeller Engines**: use a propeller to generate thrust * **Turbofan Engines**: a combination of a jet engine and a fan ### **Flight Control Systems** Flight control systems enable the pilot to control the airplane's attitude and orientation. They include: * **Flight Control Computers**: process data from sensors and control surfaces * **Autopilot Systems**: automate flight control for reduced pilot workload * **Flight Management Systems**: manage flight planning, navigation, and performance ### **Avionics** Avionics refer to the electronic systems used in aviation, including: * **Navigation Systems**: GPS, INS, and other navigation aids * **Communication Systems**: radios, intercoms, and other communication devices * **Instrumentation Systems**: displays and indicators for pilot information ### **Safety Features** Airplanes have numerous safety features to ensure safe flight operations. These include: * **Crashworthy Design**: designed to absorb impact and minimize damage * **Fire Suppression Systems**: extinguish fires in the event of an engine failure * **Emergency Oxygen Systems**: provide oxygen in the event of a loss of cabin pressure * **Emergency Power Systems**: provide power in the event of a loss of main power **Airplane Types** There are several types of airplanes, including: * **Commercial Airliners**: designed for passenger transport * **General Aviation Aircraft**: designed for private flying and recreational use * **Military Aircraft**: designed for military operations * **Experimental Aircraft**: designed for research and development **Airplane Performance** Airplane performance is critical for safe and efficient flight operations. Key performance metrics include: * **Cruise Speed**: the speed at which the airplane operates during cruise * **Range**: the distance the airplane can travel on a single tank of fuel * **Service Ceiling**: the maximum altitude the airplane can reach * **Rate of Climb**: the rate at which the airplane can climb (btw this is just AI i didn’t write it)" - @Faith_in_Him

"Now let's move on to the staff people we know today! Caleb became the CEO of chess.com. F1 runs CVC because Caleb is busy owning chess.com. Each of Author's quote rounds has around 1.2 million quotes and she needs the help of AI. Carlsen became the GOAT of chess, with a rating of 120399 (the highest rating said in Ray's post). Qoi manages to be online all the time, without a nanosecond of break because due to new medicin, sleeping isn't necassary anymore in 2125. Noah traveled to the roman empire because he is tired of the trouble in CVC and generally in the world. And fisher catches fish for all 136.98 members of CVC! While Jared is active again and makes 10 puzzles a hour. When he isn't able to be online, Qoi helps out. And yes, they are all still alive because people can turn 1000 years in 2125." - @ChessBeteigeuze

"Welcome to the Year 2125 where chess.com had a big war and half of their members got banned. Due to that scenario, CvC or as early humanoids called it,"Chess.com vs. ChessKid" is the largest club in Chess.com with over 136.98 million members. The 50K comment forum has reached 1.8 Billion comments. The Hurt and heal contest is on its 1928th round. The Vote match points have gotten to 501923948. There are over 100K super admins, 200K admins, and 1 million coordinators. There are 75 million forums, and 50K announcements. Some ancient quotes from year 2023 have been recorded such as "Shut up and get some help" - TheMidnightExpress12. Anyways don't go to notes, because there are over 1.3 trillion. The highest rating recorded in the club is 120399. Goodbye" - @Rayfamily

"toast not sure if it's only 2283 because every quote you say is useless" - @ChessBeteigeuze

"EVERYONE GET QUOTES BEFORE AUTHOR GOES OFFLINE FOR 8 HOURS QUICK!!! // *months." - @carlsen

"❝ <- Authortation Marks." - @ToastBread_1

"You're making the quote counter go up. // why are you acting like it's an existential crisis" - @carlsen

"let me copy that- // Alt+F4 copies everything on this page." - @carlsen

"This shall be quoted. Or rather...Qoiuted" - @carlsen

"Welcome to CVC! We have a sun, plane, dog, white square and a "Chigorin-Steinitz Mind Field (?)"!" - @ToastBread_1

"wait are you actually serious? LITERALLY THE TWO FRICKING DAYS I'M OFFLINE I DIE IN MAFIA, BASICALLY LOSE AUTHOR'S H/H, AND CALEB CHANGES THE BACKGROUND LIKE FOUR TIMES" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"i dont know if it's just me, but diagonally cut sandwiches taste better" - @TheGrandmasterInProgress

"lichess banned me for playing too good so i don't really have a good impression of it" - @FreeFriendlyDove

"The Admins in CVC has a secret, fishers4man catchs fishes for Noah to eat. HOW DID NO ONE REALIZE THIS?!" - @ToastBread_1

"Caleb's twin brother hacked him and demoted everyone. That lasted for 5 minutes before Caleb went to his twin's house and stole his router. After that F1 sent us a Zoom meeting link, which was where we could spectate him skydiving. He accidentally swallowed a bug after he landed. Carlsen had a standoff with Neslrac (a day old account) in which they played 3 hour-long games. Carlsen won. And then Noah and Fisher yelled at each other over whether or not cheese is milk for 10 minutes." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"*me who lost in 4 moves because I didn’t know how to defend scholars mate*" - @Reflection

"BREAKING NEWS: Satellites suddenly pick up mass amounts of people gathering in places where grass is present. NASA is thoroughly confused right now and the governments of every country have scheduled a meeting that happens in 2 hours to discuss this weird phenomena. The owner of Chess.com has posted on every social media site that "it is @Iansicles's fault"." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"Author, lemme tell ya; after Carlsen posted that he’d be auctioning a pair of mismatched denim socks, Ian automatically brought back the parrot GIF pfp (2 terabyte version) and crashed CC’s servers. This caused mass chaos as millions of people went outside to touch grass for the first time, and sent the earth revolving around Taylor Swift’s 53rd private jet." - @F1-24

"*pulls out admin gun* // *pulls out admin gun* No talk of guns, please 🤓🤓🤓 --> *pulls out admin sword* Hypocrite." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"I'M GONNA BUILD MORE SCHOOLS AND UNIVERSITES! I WILL BAN TOXIC FOODS!!!// NEXT YOU SHOULD BAN ANIMALS FROM BECOMING WRITERS, ESPECIALLY CHICKENS" - @NoahdeAlwis

"I'LL MAKE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA ILLEGAL, I'LL BRING FREE HEARTCARE. MAKE CVC GREAT AGAIN!!! //BUT YOUR NOT AMERICAN" - @NoahdeAlwis

"I need some of y’all to stay so I’m not alone when Gen Beta takes over—" - @Caleb341

"Please give us some notice beforehand if possible (if not I understand). I think May/June 2025 have had enough people just go like *snaps fingers" - @F1-24

"1741?!?!?!??!?! WHAT IS GOING ON/!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? // WOWOWOOWWOWWOWOOW WWW W CARLSEN W CARLSEN-- wait shouldnt u be 2950? YOU LIED TO ME! I trusted you..." - @ToastBread_1

"Bro just failed to vadihov me https://www.chess.com/game/139357974328" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"oh shoot i typoed //petition to ban the word "shoot" --> Petition to ban Noah." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"I'll risk my peak and play 1 more game //"And it appears that @carlsen has mouse slipped against a 300, RIP @carlsen."" - @NoahdeAlwis

"Plot Twist: The Earth isn't a globe. It's a cube. //no its a pyramid, the egyptians where on to something it turned out!" - @NoahdeAlwis

"oliver twist : oliver couldnt afford to buy the "plot"" - @NoahdeAlwis

"Author you are a tree, not a microwave. OH NO SHE'S COOKIn6 m🔥🫠🫠🫠" - @ToastBread_1

"Plot Twist: I'm a microwave. [insert microwave noises] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP *explodes*" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"Penguin you're gonna get banned // they said I can make alt accounts they never said how many ;-;" - @Penguincrosby

"y did I think eating salt at 11 at night was a good idea" - @Leee_0

"*pauses from where I’m hacking your autocorrect* Yeah, it’s all the autocorrect. Blame it." - @Witch31415

"I would send the short if HE HADNT SAID TEH LOCATION- // *disappointed stalker noises* /jk" - @Witch31415

"I went on a shopping trip and I get back and scroll through the notes and nearly get a heart attack- Welcome back! // Good that it wasn't a genuine heart attack, otherwise we'd sue the site for giving you a heart attack frfr" - @carlsen

"The club survived well, at least…in some areas. // POV the teacher walks into the room after leaving for 30 seconds-" - @F1-24

"hi nerds // carlsen after promotion be like:" - @ToastBread_1

"omg I need my fingers to grow longer" - @FreeFriendlyDove

"What did I miss? // A lot. First of all, Caleb said that he will go to a camping school, that's why he's inactive. Then what happened is we spammed the letter "A" when we could, then the servers crashed, and CVC was about to get disabled due to Chess.com servers crashing, luckily it didn't. We contacted Wind, told him to join this club, so he did. AND NOW, HE'S THREATENING TO BAN ALL OF US. HELPPP" - @carlsen

"SA IS THE COUNTRY, AFRICA IS THE CONTINENT // No, the seven continents: South Africa, North Africa, East Africa, West Africa, Central Africa, Really Western Africa, and Upsideown full of snow Africa" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"Qoi, don't go offline. I want to message you an idea to make sure it's fine. // wdym he's always online" - @carlsen

""And so began the Chess.com Wars... 2 factions fought for power and glory, the CVC army and the UCN army. Admins struggling to defend as enemy accounts lay siege upon the club. A tale of burning passion, betrayal, and infiltration from within. The 2 mega-clubs staked their very reputation on the line, as a record-high amount of players joined daily matches in preparation for the grind. But only one could win..." Story vibes lol" - @F1-24

"YOUR HONOUR THEY MISSPELLED HONOR, THEIR ENGLISH LICENCE SHOULD BE REVOKED // do i look like im a walking english teacher?" - @Marie_Hoa

"So, Author became the Owner and banned everyone but Author's alt became it's own account and started a fight against chickens so Author also started a fight against gooses then sailsword closed and re-opened his account for the 218th time and cc servers overheated. Since the servers overheated, it couldn't record anything and everything is still the same as yesterday. You missed nothing." - @ToastBread_1

"stop hating on poor qoi, who's already going insane due to his two (also insane) friends and has begun referring to himself in the third person" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"Whose pregnant // ig caleb as hes on maternity leave from cc" - @NoahdeAlwis

"Give me grey circle with x in it // Settings -> Account -> Close Account" - @ToastBread_1

"I'M NOT THE OWNER I'M A TREE! BAWK BAWK I'M A TREE! Wait...trees don't make any noise...ummmmmmm...oops" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"It’s how I speak. It’s natural for me. 😭 // i feel bad for your teachers when you sound smarter than them" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"I am seeing things, which is good. Not seeing things is worse. Your local doctor agrees." - @ToastBread_1

"What the heck did i just miss --> Caleb is stuck on Mount Everest, F1 promoted the entire club to coordinator with a hack so it only took 5 minutes, Jared used a hack to demote everyone who wasn't supposed to be coord before flushing his phone down the toilet (he's using a typewriter to be on the site now), I accidentally click the checkmark on a join request and the troll spammed 50 million forums that I'm in the process of deleting, Opera is leaving the site, and Fisher loves fish sticks." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"So what did I miss (give me a funny made up response) --> Caleb died and his ghost now controls his account, F1 flies F-18s now, Qoi spammed the word "fart" in the 50,000 comments forum, Jared is about to be launched to board the ISS and is livestreaming it, Opera accidentally downloaded the "Bawk Bawk I'm A Chicken" virus and spammed "Chickens" for 30 minutes before an admin finally came on, and Fisher has quit the club." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"My online square is like a cactus; Green, sharp, and falling for it will not end well 🗿" - @F1-24

"CARLSEN GO TO YOUR FREAKING FRENCH SESSION BEFORE I APPEAR AT YOUR HOUSE WITH A CHICKEN NUGGET AND SUMMON 1000 CHICKENS" - @Deflection

"For @TheAuthorOfChickens, quotes for her to steal when shes not online:" - @Deflection

"Hi CVC! How we doing on this fine dawn/morning/day/afternoon/evening/bedtime/1 AM gaming/3 AM waking up to go to the washroom/6 AM woke up an hour early but the sun's too bright to go back to sleep?" - @F1-24

"I think very highly of manhole covers, i have three in my closet and 11 under my bed" - @Planet_CHESS0344

"That’s because every time I play bullet I end up with 4 mistakes, 3 blunders, 2 misdemeanors, and a felony charge." - @Caleb341

"I study elbows" - @Penguincrosby

"Does all of this even matter lol —> Welcome to Chess.com. Nothing matters here. 💀🫠" - @Caleb341

"I bumped it by mentioning my groin frfr-" - @Deflection

"If I die I blame it on the tree that exists near my house" - @sailsword

"I'm always online (but definitely in a not creepy way) // was the stuff in parathesis needed" - @AniG6

"Finally, your PFP doesn’t look like some floating ghost monkey." - @Scemer

"Petition for everyone to get a slightly differently timed fish pfp, post in a series, and have a fish spiral-" - @F1-24

"I shall become low quality spinning fish" - @sailsword

"You can take the hostage out of the basement but you can never take the basement out of the hostage" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"wdym you need more quotes CVC is a frickin out of context quote machine" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu