Quotes Round 5
Welcome to 500 total quotes. Spread out over about 17 months, which is 1 year and 5 months. We talk a lot.
Leaderboard
@Forsaken - 15
@carlsen - 13
@ToastBread_1 - 10
@sailsword - 8
@F1-24 - 8
@Qoiuoiuoiuoiu - 6
@ChessBeteigeuze - 5
@Caleb341 - 4
@TheEnlighteningsLightning - 4
@TheAuthorOfChickens - 4
@Agentnoggin - 3
@J3NN4star - 2
@SriyoTheGreat - 2
@CVC_Powerhouse - 2
@The_Doge_Lord - 2
@mjtcan - 2
@Actually_Forgot_My_Name - 1
@NoahdeAlwis - 1
@ClockTowerCannon - 1
@I4ns8cl3s - 1
@CarlsenTheGOAT-2889 - 1
@GavinSuckAtChess - 1
@SandyDanger - 1
@Honchkrowabcd - 1
@FreeFriendlyDove - 1
@Obanai_Hashira - 1
"Go read a book or take a nap; that tends to help // *plays Atomic and absolutely crushes sub-1500* Yes it do." - @ToastBread_1
"Idc ๐ I need to keep my daily matches up and running // wdym they are already faster than Usain Bolt" - @ChessBeteigeuze
"Just realized cosmics current pfp is just toast’s but with a circle with some colors slapped in the center" - @Forsaken
"*shoots carlsen the admin with my coord gun* wait how can // Bringing a stick to a gunfight" - @ToastBread_1
"All the legends are leaving... --> They can't handle the amount of legendary they are fr" - @TheAuthorOfChickens
"Guys, why do you even want a role in the first place? Member is so good! *gets demoted*" - @carlsen
"Author is now owner, so we need to impress her, because some of us need to have a higher role in this club." - @carlsen
"If promotions were based of quotes forsaken would be super admin right now" - @Agentnoggin
"๐ MY ๐ DMS ๐ ARE ๐ NOW ๐ FLOODED ๐" - @F1-24
"Author don’t demote me trust --> I said I wasn't touching anything // You’re touching your keyboard and hovering over the post button, no?" - @Forsaken
"this is so bad even deflection came out of inactivity" - @Obanai_Hashira
"Oh hey I got recognition from an SA! // I HEREBY RECOGNIZE YOU AS A PERSON THAT EXISTS" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu
"*shoves a palm tree into my face and calls it a facepalm*" - @TheEnlighteningsLightning
"If he said you're a Paul Walker wannabe and he only crashed cars, you should crash a car to his house and say "Paul Walker would only crash cars, right?" frfr" - @ToastBread_1
"Carlsen do you want to be interviewed or not? // *changes my legal name to Carlsen* yeah I do" - @Forsaken
"@TheCosmic_Horizon will be unmuted at 9:53 Colorado time. // Arsenal was definitely a topic to avoid. Author, you're implementing rules too harshly. // You've managed to agree AND disagree with Author at the same time..?" - @carlsen
"And now for the latest headlines. Caleb told the Minister of Education in Kingdom of CVCia to prohibit brainrot from schools. F1-24 is now the world champion of Formula 1, as reported by Author (unreliable source btw). Qoiuoiuoiuoiu agreed to pay 2 dollars for the latest iPhone, says Craig Federighi and Tim Cook the CEO. Live from CVCia this is CVC news." - @carlsen
"how many states and what are they // 1. Quotes (capital) 2. Team Matches 3. VCs 4. Notes 5. Forums 6. Chickens 7. Announcements 8. About Club 9. Forum Games 10. South Forum Games (H/H)" - @ToastBread_1
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO TOASTBREAD- oh wait // don't worry, I only ate the first half of him" - @mjtcan
"Addiontally, I think we should have a guide on how to contant an admin in case someone is breaking the rules because of the sudden increase in spam etc. too. // The guide: Just DM a frickin admin, ya know?" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu
"Youtube just recommended 10 movies in close proximity to each other in the same recommendations area ;-; // Let me guess: Top Gun, Top Gun 2, Top Gun Maverick, Top Gun 3, Top Gun 4, Top Gun 5, Top Gun 13, Top Gun 2025, Top Gun 2066, Top Gun Author?" - @ToastBread_1
"wait @hikaru is in the club // Okay, listen here you little member, you made me click on Hikaru's profile, and made me scroll through his 25 clubs, to find out that he isn't a CVC member. You CLICKBAITED ME JUST BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO ADD A QUESTION MARK. YOU'RE PERMA BANNED/j" - @carlsen
"So uh why is people singing disney and people in time out? // Cuz Disney is slay and author is just going insane" - @FreeFriendlyDove
"death is only 90 percent fatal" - @The_Doge_Lord
"Oh my I forgot a comma- // TIS THE END OF THE WORLD" - @CVC_Powerhouse
"And now two more spammers are accusing others of spamming" - @Honchkrowabcd
"๐I๐WANT๐TO๐PLAY๐SET๐UP๐CHESS๐NOWWWW๐MY๐HANDS ๐HURT๐OW๐FROM๐ALL๐OW๐THIS๐Øลด๐CLAPPING ๐ // the quote farming bills cannot be this high-" - @SandyDanger
"Ooh, is this to advocate for me to finally be admin!?/j" - @Forsaken
"Cvc activity rate when author’s not online : ๐ // Breaking news: Due to the inactivity of Author being offline for a second, our CVC stocks have gone crashing down tremendously, it does not seem it would be going up anytime soon unless an unlikely hero comes to save our stocks" - @Forsaken
"Congratulations on 7,800 views author you probably got them from people checking for quotes;-;" - @sailsword
"I wonder what Caleb, Qoi, and Noah are gonna think when they check the audit log and see that I muted Carlsen for a few seconds // They will think *in William Shakespeare voice, idk if that's even a thing* "Oh, this naughty fraud had done humiliating things to the members and treated them like prisoners who were charged for life in prison, this little fraud must be demoted."" - @carlsen
"THAT WAS THE WORST 12 SECONDS OF MY LIFE // BRO YOU GOT BANNED IN CVC IN 2024 FOR SPAMMING THE 50K THREAD REMEMBER// @carlsen why do u have hikaru on ur pfp instead of Magnus? after all ur username is carlsen // bro cheated on @Magnus <\3 we have to go to court to settle the divorce and who gets what" - @Forsaken
"There's a certain balance in the universe when the screen has loaded, my presence is noted, and everyone's trying to get quoted" - @F1-24
"I feel like sailsword can throw 473 laptops off a cliff for "experimental purposes", I feel like he has gone through everything in this wild life...rip sailsword" - @carlsen
"The only downside to being CVC staff is that people can see when I'm online more easily and thus begins the quote begging // How do we know that? Only one way to find out... *pulls out admin gun* oh wait-" - @carlsen
"Author should ask to get demoted so she doesn’t get bombarded by chidlren" - @Forsaken
"It's a miracle that I've been through 14 (almost 15) months of social, never got muted even once // same! I never been muted // you got banned before //(we dont talk about that so shush)" - @sailsword
"Btw Caleb pls see this. … *we arrive at a restaurant*" - @Forsaken
""It has come to my concern that advertising is against the rules. I will remember this when I become an admin in 43 years."" - @TheEnlighteningsLightning
"I blew up agentnoggin’s mailbox with very nice gift cheers and a piece of uranium" - @sailsword
"quotes aren’t quoting, and we need to make quotes since quotes aren’t going to quotes themselves" - @Forsaken
"I have some quote worthy quotes in the last 10 pages fr // Just tell Forsaken to tell Adham to tell Opera to tell Jared to tell Noah to tell carlsen to tell Qoi to tell F1 to tell Caleb to tell Author to quote them- jkjk" - @ChessBeteigeuze
"Noah speaking about hit lists, I'm putting the cvc members on my vampire conversion list, priority: 1.Noahdawise 2.parrot army man 3. the quotes guy 4. body wash and chocolate company 5. the 3 letters repeating 3 times guy 6. The guy who spams heh and 7. the host because yes, and oh i forgot 8. the swiftie who will fALL VICTIM TO BLOOD SUCKER DREAM CRUSHER BLEEDING ME ALIVE LIKE A GOD DANG VAMPIRE" - @Agentnoggin
"The impact I’m going to make is spread inactiveness aka not being active at all and not impacting the activity, and that’s a huge impact, and you didn’t say if it had to be positive or not" - @Forsaken
"well my internet turns off in a minute, time to go back to the shop that sells lit bombs-- WAIT NOT AGAIN *explodes from stupidity*" - @TheEnlighteningsLightning
"We back to bein' englishmen? // We speak 'Murican here. F1 should know, being a member of the 51st state *eagle screech* /j" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu
"I've been told I could speak toddler level chinese when i was a toddler ;-;" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu
"*GASP* ITS A SPY F1-24 // A SPY WITH GOOD TASTE IN TOM CRUISE FILMS" - @F1-24
"Everyone, a new shop opened up around town! It sells lit bombs and lit bombs only! Wait wha- *explodes*" - @TheEnlighteningsLightning
"Why of course young lad! Here you go ๐ฅ๐ฅ // thats a croissant *drives a tank into your house*" - @sailsword
"Transporter tp Jen and bed so that the bed sleeps on her instead" - @Forsaken
"THAT'S๐HELPFUL๐ALSO๐MY๐HANDS๐ARE๐REALLY๐STARTING๐TO๐HURT๐FROM๐ALL๐THIS๐CLAPPING๐" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu
"I hope it doesn’t get religionus. I’ve never even heard that word before." - @Caleb341
"Christmas is... well, Christmas. Imagine a world without having "All I Want for Christmas is You" stuck in your head for a month straight ;-;" - @F1-24
"Im moving to iceland, i dont want to deal with mosquitoes anymore ;-;" - @CVC_Powerhouse
"Changing quotes is for wimps. Men use photoshop." - @GavinSuckAtChess
"what if qoiu was secretly a 20 year old wo- jkjkjkjkjkjk" - @carlsen
"The admin tray be like: “LeTs aLl Be BoYs AnD nOt TeLl AuThOr AnD fOrSaKeN” ahh tray" - @Forsaken
"I can sense myself changing my among us username to cvc to stop getting voted out by lvl 1 newbies" - @sailsword
"*Hola ;-; //for a moment i thought you meant hole // CVC guidelines doesn't include communication via reactions. Thanks." - @ToastBread_1
"I read half your blog then gave up halfway through" - @mjtcan
"Frick this fricking keyboard ;-;" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu
"When people aren't getting quoted: *5 yo crying* Mommy! Author didn't quote me! When they actually get quoted: *1 yo crying* Mommyyyyyy! Author did someting horrible to me! She…quoted me!!! *even more dramatic 1 yo crying*" - @ChessBeteigeuze
"I threw a sledgehammer into the servers" - @sailsword
"GUYS CALEB IS PACKING FOR AREA51 TOUR —> WHO TOLD YOU// there was a bus saying area 51 tour bus outside cvc" - @sailsword
"Caleb, what are you packing for? // Confidential government activities." - @Caleb341
"I just played a chess game while eating an apple" - @sailsword
"Stalking is more fun though." - @Caleb341
"Hold on… Peace Treaty = Peace Tree Tea = Pastry and Tea. You see guys, always invite your enemies over for Pastries and Tea ๐ง " - @F1-24
"Clocks don’t have genders" - @Forsaken
"Yes unless you have an actually good reason for doing so. // "Oh I thought my opponent was a cheater so I aborted" yeah perfectly good reason ๐๐๐" - @CarlsenTheGOAT-2889
"I am international. I AM BEYOND TIME." - @SriyoTheGreat
"Why does all my good ideas already exist" - @Forsaken
"I forgot to sgabt" - @I4ns8cl3s
"POV: You're typing out the "
" but you're too lazy to use the shift key for 2 straight typing movements (such hard work fr) so you end up making "
" the one you use all the time" - @F1-24
"L WiFi" - @ClockTowerCannon
"you want to know even more about me? - stop stalking me" - @J3NN4star
"I did nothing for two days because I thought I was big brain. Turns out I'm smooth brained" - @The_Doge_Lord
"wdym Author is impersonating an author that writes about chickens, so-" - @ChessBeteigeuze
"wait is Colorado located in Madagascar or England? --> America you uneducated titled player impersonator." - @TheAuthorOfChickens
""Noah, how did you get a North Korean nuke?", I ask calmly. //now thats a great story, i managed to get it by distracting fatty kimmy boy with a giant swiss cheese, and that fat dumpling cant resist swiss cheese oh no he cant" - @NoahdeAlwis
"my heart is pumping..idk why // You should be worried more if it weren't pumping." - @ToastBread_1
"I accidentally gave a quote to carlsen screw this-" - @ToastBread_1
"IMO is used too much IMO." - @carlsen
"Wait not that's not right" - @TheAuthorOfChickens
"it's so infuriating when i get a chat notif that i already read" - @Agentnoggin
"I happened to eat an apple from New Zealand today." - @F1-24
"*shower thought occurs outside the shower* Wait... formal used to be the normal, but now formality isn't the normality, and informal is the new normal; the norm has taken a new form-" - @F1-24
"I already know the fourteen year olds are bouta' say some wild stuff—" - @Caleb341
"Clubs are often way freakier than OTF" - @Actually_Forgot_My_Name
"I claim vampire hunter you know what that means // I will quit the club, delete my account and move to ch***ers.com if we got vamps again." - @SriyoTheGreat
"I'm bad at receiving compliments" - @J3NN4star
"how is it spamming if it is 1 note // Here's a demonstration of how a single note could be spamming. Here's a demonstration of how a single note could be spamming. Here's a demonstration of how a single note could be spamming. Here's a demonstration of how a single note could be spamming. Here's a demonstration of how a single note could be spamming. Here's a demonstration of how a single note could be spamming. Here's a demonstration of how a single note could be spamming. Here's a demonstratio" - @carlsen
"because you don't know anything about humor you 1700 bullet player-----" - @carlsen
"How am I supposed to prove I'm female without doing a birth certificate reveal ;-; // I have a genius idea to prove that you're female. We'll bring up some toast (NOT YOU TOASTBREAD_1). If he eats it, it's a male. If she eats it, it's a female!" - @carlsen
"Anyways hi and as the saying goes...um...I forgot...wait I REMEMBER... it was WHAT DID I MISS?! --> Caleb got attacked by a lion, Fisher's little cousin got a hold of his laptop and spammed for 50 minutes, Qoi proudly announced that he peed himself laughing at a video of Tom Cruise attempting to install a ceiling fan, Noah went canoeing in the ocean, Opera sent a video of him flying in a laundry basket, and F1 drank 121 gallons of water on live TV." - @TheAuthorOfChickens
"Somehow all Author's quoteworthy posts manage to be unfunny for some reason." - @ToastBread_1
"Ah, yeah. CVC gets suddenly more active when Author comes on. // I feel like today it was the only time for ling we didn't talk about quotes when Author was on… we talked about religions and CTG's tilt instead" - @ChessBeteigeuze
"I legit had a dream about me getting quoted 3 times in a row today- ๐" - @ToastBread_1
"… Carlsen sleep is importantly important// Also you: "I’ll go to sleep!1!1 *it was 9pm* gUyz I cAnT gO tO sLeEp *it was close to 12am*" - @Forsaken
