Quotes Round 6
Should I be concerned about the amount of quotes I've collected?
Leaderboard
@carlsen - 10
@F1-24 - 8
@BermudanPM - 8
@Agentnoggin - 6
@ToastBread_1 - 5
@FreeFriendlyDove - 5
@Qoiuoiuoiuoiu - 5
@Reflection - 5
@TheAuthorOfChickens - 5
@BasixWhiteBoy - 4
@Marie_Hoa - 4
@sailsword - 3
@NepoFan2795 - 3
@mjtcan - 2
@B00M3R4NG-N3BUL4 - 2
@The-Solidus-Snack - 2
@ChessBeteigeuze - 1
@Quirrel - 1
@blueemu - 1
@Yao_Wang - 1
@cxpidilz - 1
@i_exist_now - 1
@T-jankins9522 - 1
@Hikaru - 1
@SEWEYRONALD0 - 1
@MrChillGuyHimself - 1
@V0izeb0x - 1
@Lemonade - 1
@SirKleenex - 1
@Deflecting - 1
@Deflection - 1
@kennedyycurse - 1
@NoahdeAlwis - 1
@Antz - 1
@Gocean22 - 1
@TheEnlighteningsLightning - 1
@ChanMan4 - 1
@ChessKINGuser2 - 1
@Lilyana - 1
"What if on Thanksgiving, instead of eating turkey, we all ate bananas as the main course? Bonus points because the stores would be confused on why the bananas are selling out while hardly anyone is buying turkeys." - @TheAuthorOfChickens
"Why u assuming I meant beat up? I could have been meaning a game of dominoes. Tsk tsk tsk assuming in 2025? #cancelled" - @Lilyana
"why did my sister let me make choco chip cookies at 10pm ðŸ˜" - @Marie_Hoa
"Racism is afraid of you" - @The-Solidus-Snack
"WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING A FRICKING BET WITH ME THAT IF I LOSE I HAVE TO GIFT THEM FRICKING DIAMOND, MONEY IS NOT AIR-" - @Reflection
"I'm no longer staff so I can participate. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I join (: // Welp, there goes anyone else's chances of winning" - @BermudanPM
"Carlsen not everyone is as ancient as you ;-;" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu
"after i drew this game i swallowed the pencil i was chewing on and i am now in the er" - @ChessKINGuser2
"Someone say quote farming? My favourite sport! This quote farm was brought to you by Bermudn's Hurricanes // Batteries not included. // batteries included, they're just spinning around in the hurrican" - @BermudanPM
"Had anyone ever had a proper discussion with f1 that doesnt feel staged.. just asking // Unblocking me might help 🗿" - @F1-24
"my teacher is doing smth where if ur class doesn't say 67 once in the entire semester he brings in donuts at the end" - @ChanMan4
"i would like to take a moment to say frick my younger brother cuz he opened the study room door jumpscared me i accidentally closed the guest tab which i was using to make carlsens banner now i hate eo start over again -_-" - @FreeFriendlyDove
"when i was lying in bed i made a whole song about "unmute jenna"" - @FreeFriendlyDove
"I only like free stuff if I get it, if I do I compliment people for being nice, if they give it to others I insult them for being a contrarian biased fool" - @TheEnlighteningsLightning
"I tried to make the announcement look ai without using ai" - @Reflection
"if you mess with me and my gang, you're gonna get mass-hurted by ten something people which of half are ready to betray me frfr" - @ToastBread_1
"I saw sails’ pfp on the bottom left of my phone screen and thought it was a worm 😅" - @F1-24
"I want a detailed answer with more than 10 words // this is a super detailed answer which will obviously pass 10 words since i'm a compo writer and obviously this is detailed becuz i'm giving soooooooo much info okay bye" - @FreeFriendlyDove
"When does this start….im itching to lose" - @Gocean22
"SEND THE VC LINK OR I'LL SEND 5,000,000 CHICKENS TO YOUR BASEMENT" - @carlsen
"thank you all for caring about my sleep and sanity 😠i am better btw // Dont worry we got your back *proceeds to take Marie’s spinal cords*" - @BermudanPM
"I saw a 9th grader this Halloween dressed as a j*b application" - @F1-24
"H/H LANGUAGE: Instead of: "I withdraw from the game" Say: "I hurt carlsen" - Instead of: "Let's make a plan" Say: "YOU HEAL ME I HEAL YOU" - Instead of: "I hurt @, @ and @" Say: "hurt bottom 3" - Instead of: "oh shoot im eliminated" Say: "frick y'all allience" - Instead of: "Hurt/Heal with 1000 players!" Say: "H/H failure" - Instead of: "Host" Say: "Unemployed" - Instead of: "Popularity Contest" Say: "Hurt/Heal"" - @ToastBread_1
"sorry my middle school teacher instincts kicked in" - @Antz
"I was turkish for 5 mins and i regret it-" - @carlsen
"Because he sees us while we're sleeping and knows when we're awake. He also knows if we've been bad or good, so be good for goodness' sake! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT- // *cries*" - @F1-24
"IDGAF ABOUT THE FRICKING CALENDAR MERRY FRICKING CHRISTMAS FOLKS" - @Marie_Hoa
"the real question is how do i pass my classes ;-; // *our classes *insert USSR anth-* (jk)" - @carlsen
"There was this one girl in my class (not naming for privacy reasons), and the Math teacher asked her (Are you ready for the next question?) And instead of the girl responding, I responded, and said "No", as a part of my sarcasm. Didn't know that my teacher would hear me, AND THEN TALK TO ME AS IF I WAS THE GIRL THAT HE WAS ASKING. EVERYONE IN MY FREAKING CLASS LAUGHED FOR A SOLID 3 MINUTES. I WAS ALMOST DYING OF LAUGHTER AS WELL" - @carlsen
"All jokes aside, it geniunely took me 1 and a half days to work out that efficiency didn't start with a C" - @BermudanPM
"Please keep all geese out of the middle of the aisle and stowed under the seat in front of you" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu
"Congratulations on the 100th blog, you're indeed a great blogger unlike me who still has drafts from 2 months ago-" - @ToastBread_1
"Breh i dont have my keys and no one is home //When that happened once my sister went into the neighbors house and climbed over the wall and then scaled a tree into her bedroom which had its window open." - @NoahdeAlwis
"Ig me saying the end is nigh as a joke is as historically important and significant as Caleb leaving. I’LL TAKE IT" - @BermudanPM
"One of these days I’m going to click one of those links and join some type of club and relive my trauma of being in a club. *Shudders.*" - @BasixWhiteBoy
"As my staff know, the C in CVC stands for efficiency" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu
"I thought there would be a statue with a plaque that said, "On this day, BasixWhiteBoy joined A (our) club!" and a party on that particular day. Oh well. // We'll add the plaque right away your majesty" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu
""I'd rather poop in the sink than sink in the poop"" - @NepoFan2795
"We've got so much blocks we could build a jenga tower" - @F1-24
"the amount of ai bot games i have rage quitted is almost embarrassing" - @kennedyycurse
"Funny how they banned me just as my MEMBERSHIP EXPIRED" - @Deflection
"I feel like im losing --> How are you 2069 and losing how would that even work // Cuz im bad for 2069" - @Deflecting
"Joke's on y'all I don't have a name" - @SirKleenex
"*knocks gently* Hello? May I come in? *knocks more firmly* Hello? Mr. Caleb? *knocks harder* MR. CALEB! *bangs on the door and spams the doorbell* MR. CALEB OPEN THE DOOR, PLEASE! *silence* Fine, you leave me no choice. *pulls out megaphone* FBI OPEN UP!" - @TheAuthorOfChickens
"bro if i did face rev the whole cc would stop talking to me even chess.com's auto messages" - @ToastBread_1
"When life gives u lemons make me" - @Lemonade
"if i suddenly go quiet; yall shall expect the worst || Marie has got a really nice life *in the Peppa pig narrator voice fr*" - @B00M3R4NG-N3BUL4
"ON A SUNDAY (or Saturday, up for debate)" - @NepoFan2795
"wait people get shipped here? // Of course! They're put in a box and shipped (for free, by the way) to wherever their next location is." - @BasixWhiteBoy
"I just had to pet it like a puppy" - @Reflection
"The microwave is diabolical" - @Marie_Hoa
"we're learning abt how rainbows work. // How do they? refraction of light? // Actually, a unicorn poops them out." - @V0izeb0x
"I got 10 notifs in a few seconds and was like "dang, what happened?" Then it's just tacos" - @mjtcan
"When life gives you lemons, make something zesty // Wait that’s how I got here?" - @BermudanPM
"When life gives you lemons, tell life to get a life, because lemons are a terrible gift" - @MrChillGuyHimself
"Basically I had my username as mmrocs and used the Bermudan flag for fun and at one moment just thought “why not impersonate the Bermudan prime minister” and here we are" - @BermudanPM
"When life gives you lemons . . ., explicitly stand in front of a bumbling crowd, announce yourself on the stage, then bite into the lemon, eating the entire thing. Then, take the lemons you had stored inside your pockets and throw them at the crowd." - @SEWEYRONALD0
"This 🥴 emoji 🥴 will 🥴 be 🥴 used 🥴 against 🥴 trolls 🥴 to 🥴 scare 🥴 them" - @carlsen
"how is your voice so beautiful. my voice sounds like my vocal cords went through world war 1, 2, the cold war and like they've been put in the washing machine 7 times and microwave 19 times. it's a walking volcanic eruption" - @NepoFan2795
""." IS SPAMMING || this is September 2025 not December 2024 // can I get 1 million dollars" - @carlsen
"Author stop giving me a heart attack each time I go into your profile with the word "boo"" - @sailsword
"I am scared of cc being a trash website oh wait it already happened" - @Agentnoggin
"If you have 100k friends, then I am one of them. If you have ten friends, then I am one of them. If you have no friends, then chesscom has removed all of my friends due to "technical issues."" - @Hikaru
"chess is stripping me from my rights" - @Agentnoggin
"Black throws the box into the popcorn maker because it smells like butter" - @T-jankins9522
"i dont volunteer author anymore she is now my unpaid intern" - @i_exist_now
"shes gonna block me bruh ;-; // Skill issue" - @Agentnoggin
"I feel like a 3 year old-" - @Reflection
""alex stop ragebaiting me" *proceeds to swear*" - @FreeFriendlyDove
"I have a fish and im not afraid to use it" - @sailsword
"Author is me bc I’m so good at writing" - @Reflection
"author: gets back on cc also author: starts playing chess on a chess site me: :0" - @Agentnoggin
"DIBS ON HOSTING CALEBS FUNERAL" - @Marie_Hoa
"Sounds fun. I'd like to waste my time moderating a club and get called slurs by the owner. Where do I sign up?" - @BasixWhiteBoy
"Don’t take the ladder to success, just buy the ladder" - @F1-24
"How do i have 35 cc friends and none of them are online. These events and authors light mode attack sign that the end is nigh and cvc has been inactive for five minutes whilst author is online. THE END IS NIGH" - @BermudanPM
"What’s the point of dst --> Murdering people's sleep schedules." - @TheAuthorOfChickens
"I love how c.c refused to load, like it was trying to protect my eyes." - @cxpidilz
"So basically...you hate Chess.com because you messed up and your mouse slipped, what do you want Chess.com to do? Buy you a better mouse?" - @Yao_Wang
"You can't really compare Lichess ratings to chess.com ratings. It's like comparing apples to snails." - @blueemu
"It's not Halloween yet and you're still dressed as an unemployed person" - @The-Solidus-Snack
"Goodbye I love you all (well not all of you actually)" - @Quirrel
"rate my dancing parrot // can I shove an epilepsy warning on it" - @B00M3R4NG-N3BUL4
"I forgot Tom Cruise is an actor not an author" - @carlsen
"So let me get this straight: Tom Cruise attacks the American government. Then the chickens come and stall him, leading him into Kevin's traps. Then the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 babies show up and start punching him to death, giving George time to catch up. Tom eventually gets rid of George and Kevin, and the chickens sacrifice themselves to save the babies. The babies then stall Tom long enough for the rest of humanity to finally show up because apparently a celebrity defeating the American government isn't a big deal for them. They then arrest Tom." - @TheAuthorOfChickens
"I impress myself every day. Today, I’m impressed that I read this entire post about a club being made." - @BasixWhiteBoy
"Guys, who's responsible for turning Author into a seagull" - @F1-24
"I just accepted a Samsung fridge into a club" - @sailsword
"Can we really trust Author to be the owner of the club if she doesn't understand basic texting slang? I mean, really?" - @mjtcan
"safe lynch more like lynch that needs to be saved TVT" - @FreeFriendlyDove
"blogs are there too get banned for advertising them" - @ChessBeteigeuze
"it's now inactive and I just left it, being the amazingly-timed person I am 🗿" - @F1-24
"did you know that chatgpt can't smell" - @carlsen
"I. NEED. FEATHERS." - @ToastBread_1
"i volunteer to drive off a bridge and miraculously make everyone stay alive" - @Agentnoggin
"Literally Caleb joins the HQ to check in and's like "what's the plan" and author's like "nasa called we're going to mars"" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu
"That note disappeared faster than one of Viroh's alts-" - @TheAuthorOfChickens
"remember how deflection asked if it should be public, everyone said no and yet he still did it lol // this is how much power voting has in north korea" - @Agentnoggin
"Americans get everything backwards" - @carlsen
"Hey all admins on // the one who unemploys us by being too active is back" - @carlsen
