Quotes Round 8

This is the last round of Quotes. I'm getting kind of tired of Quotes and I'm pretty sure 800 things people said is more than enough.

If anyone would like to become the new Quotemaster, go ahead. If multiple anyones would like to become the new Quotemaster, figure it out. Don't ask my permission. Just start a round. My only request is that no one makes a Round 9 as a continuation of this series.

Thank you to @Scemer for being the original quoter as he gave me the idea to start collecting quotes. I enjoyed my time as the Quotemaster. And of course, thank you to everyone who contributed to Quotes!

Any words that are put in brackets and highlighted in red are replaced words. I will only do this to censor swears in otherwise funny quotes.

Leaderboard

@F1-24 - 15

@BermudanPM - 10

@carlsen - 7

@Reflection - 6

@Qoiuoiuoiuoiu - 6

@TheAuthorOfChickens - 4

@ARandomHuman45 - 3

@ToastBread_1 - 3

@The-Solidus-Snack - 2

@Lilyana - 2

@Punkins_Daddy - 2

@Allan - 2

@Pitiless - 2

@Marie_Hoa - 2

@Jehtt - 2

@AwesomeAtti - 2

@aime - 1

@Valyra4100 - 1

@daja9 - 1

@MrChillGuyHimself - 1

@sakamoto - 1

@Define7890 - 1

@Deflection - 1

@SheldonOfOsaka - 1

@COE_Super_Mod - 1

@TheCosmic_Horizon - 1

@Forsaken - 1

@KnightSpooken - 1

@Broken-lonely-soul - 1

@pistachio-nut1 - 1

@DayLight - 1

@BasixWhiteBoy - 1

@General_Rebecca - 1

@AshsongOfSkyClan - 1

@The_Science_Professor - 1

@RM_Flower - 1

@FreeFriendlyDove - 1

@1-bubble-1 - 1

@Creepycacher - 1

@chesssblackbelt - 1

@Annabanana0521 - 1

@IThinkSpeed67 - 1

@Ansh_Power - 1

@hamsandwich202 - 1

@LeFishenote - 1

@Xx_Ferocity_xX - 1

"guys Imma make two sites chess.com is for real chess and the other, let's call it chessbutitsactuallysocialmedia.com" - @Xx_Ferocity_xX

"I dont think people understand how insane the Panama Canal is, we just cut a hole through Panama" - @LeFishenote

"Imma comment bad things // “Bad things”" - @hamsandwich202

"YES KARATE KID GOT BANNED // @IanReneHn did karatekid personally wrong your whole bloodline or smth why r u so sadistically happy?" - @Ansh_Power

"Nice! Are you driving, or are you not from the Midwest? --> I thought you were someone else asking you about method of travel to India and was like "I thought the midwest was in America and you can't drive to India from there?????"" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"i hate brainrot // and your username contains '67' // actually my sister did this" - @IThinkSpeed67

"CVC is actually officially a nation now. We just got recognized by the UN the other day // *UCN // Right, because that sounds like something Kyu would do." - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"I just rejected a guy with a join date from the future ;-; I'm attributing it to the dark magic of time zones but who knows maybe he has a time machine" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"I've had ketchup on ice cream once. My mom told me she was gonna dis own me but I kept eating" - @Annabanana0521

"Pasta without anything sounds horrendous ;-; Wouldn’t it just taste like water if it was solid food" - @Reflection

"Next chapter is when everything doesnt make sense and the concept is flawed." - @Reflection

"It's really annoying that we're at 8,699 members what's wrong with 8,700? // Everything" - @Reflection

"My writing schedule goes like this; Step 1: Write the chapter Step 2: Admire my creation Step 3: Post it Step 4: Wait for Author to comment Step 5: Write an even better chapter" - @F1-24

"Lads, I made this thread to say that attacking me won't bring your hair follicles back." - @chesssblackbelt

"I might actually skip the vote (sorry democracy but my taste is better)" - @F1-24

"I blame my OTB losses on my brother" - @Creepycacher

"“I’m not a washed-up cybertruck for y’all to drive around the block." CRAZY // I worked on that line for a solid 15 minutes I swear" - @F1-24

"oh you thought you ate, but you ate the thought" - @1-bubble-1

"chickens are the worst meat, they taste like bread" - @ToastBread_1

"I wish I had that motivation, my attention capabilities have.... well, imagine if you will a potato. Now imagine that potato goes through the frozen hashbrown treatment; peeled, shredded, smushed together, and fried, before being frozen, thawed after 6 months, and baked to a crisp, devoid of any nutrition besides a lot of grease. In case it wasn't obvious, my attention span is the potato" - @F1-24

"im addicted to books okay." - @FreeFriendlyDove

"Have a question about my life? Raise your hand Now put it over your mouth" - @RM_Flower

"So most of the forums where by Ray or Professor, who both have a recognizable style. Cosmic literally said Professor was giving out free points. // Dunno if that’s a compliment or insult (prolly neutral)" - @The_Science_Professor

"I regret to inform you that the earth is not, in fact, a sphere, or flat. It, my dear friends. Is earth shaped. I’m sorry your weirdly shaped world(s) have exploded. Deepest apologies." - @AshsongOfSkyClan

"Author plays among us? --> Yeah, where else would my ability to get lynched before D3 in mafia come from?" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"Help I'm 138😭💀" - @General_Rebecca

"It's something I'll think about for the future. I just wanted to give myself a baseline first. // ...for when he fails the AI age verification that's sweeping social media and doesn't want to share his ID." - @AwesomeAtti

"The OTF retirement speech. Left for 5 days... discovered inner peace... touched grass, read books… Came back to 12x “rate my pfp” threads and a 10-year-old claiming they invented chess. Character development fr." - @AwesomeAtti

"Will OTF fall for the scholar's mate? I wouldn't put it past us." - @BasixWhiteBoy

"Nah this was a beer commercial I refuse to believe this was a movie promo." - @Jehtt

"Don't wanna borrow my tuxedo? Suit yourself then!" - @F1-24

"I’d rather swim 100 million times for 24 dollars. Now replace “dollars” with “Table Tennis”" - @ToastBread_1

"I guessed "Weekly News (#1)" was by @The_Science_Professor. Then, after seeing it's by Ray, I guessed "Daily math (#10)" was Professor. Nope, still Ray. Third time's the charm, right? Surely Professor made "Fill in the blank (#11)". Nope. Still Ray. XD" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"We have getting a 14 year old mistaken for Magnus Carlsen before GTA VI ;-;" - @Marie_Hoa

"Can i be bus driver, im under 16 which means in able to drive" - @DayLight

"ofc im slapping the forum topic" - @pistachio-nut1

"I'm listening to my ears." - @carlsen

"I mostly use my trackpad but sometimes I get enthusiastic and press Cmd+R" - @carlsen

"*me listening to Stayin' Alive while aggressively refreshing the Notes page*" - @F1-24

"Ngl, Author's pfp looks like one of the action movie trailers where the main character just blew up a building and proceeds to walk away tuffly as if they didn't just blow up a building" - @F1-24

"I just logged on, had a message from sail saying I've been demoted, had people deciding not to read about their role in mafia, and now the entirety of CVC is just F1 re-gens" - @BermudanPM

"It's great apart from the nose which looks like a soda can glued on his mouth." - @carlsen

"Oh dear, FINALLY my MacBook dropped from 90% to 89%. After 40 minutes." - @carlsen

"Me listening to the song "September" in January because I'm a rebel 🕺" - @F1-24

"i'm going to start titling all my forums puzzle of the day just to screw with you" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"Y- yeah I'm Caleb341's alternate account." - @carlsen

"Carlsen is a bad Super Admin because his username doesn't repeat any letters." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

""I also believe there could be a club-mandated mediation to calm both sides down, and possibly put a permanent end to this beef." Make me admin. Forum against Ray? Locked. Forum for Ray? Locked. Forum by Ray concerning this matter? Locked. Forum asking people to stop that's not from an admin? Locked. Talking about this in notes? Muted and deleted. Forum accusing me of censorship? Locked. People start planning a revolution due to the censorship from me? Banned. Qoi demotes me because I just banned a bunch of people for staging a revolution that I caused? Yeah IDK what I'd do about that one. // This is why we have locks on the admin gun cabinet" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"I am a speck of dust compared to them 😅 // Compared to Author and Qoiu, no. Compared to me, yes. 🗿" - @carlsen

"Rip @author , people didn’t like your novels" - @Broken-lonely-soul

"The only reason I block anyone is if they say Hamilton is bad or don’t know what it is" - @BermudanPM

"I'm aboutta to make my own 'personal opinions' thread talking about paragraph indents... // If you make fun of indents I’ll put one in your skull." - @Pitiless

"A few years ago during halloween i went trick or treating with my friends but i didn't have a costume so i just picked out an axe and one of those michael jackson hat thingies and called myself 'michael axon'" - @Allan

"If I’m in 5th place will I go to second round // No! – it just means you'll just get demoted to the 'Deep-Sixth' round – starting 'shortly' sometime around in mid-March 2112 – that's all. Hope this answers your query." - @KnightSpooken

"Allans humor is on another level- // yeah, 6 feet below us because i trapped him in my basement-" - @ToastBread_1

"I'm going to explode // Sorry to hear that, but do you mind saying why?" - @Forsaken

"An exchange from today: Friend: *asks question about onions, I don't fully remember what it was lol* Me: Well, that question has a lot of layers Friend: grrr Me: Let's peel it back and see what the answer is Friend: *half-ignoring me out of disgust* Me: I know you probably wanna cry right now Friend: *loses it*" - @F1-24

"So in my dream, Carlsen appears in my school(idk why 😭) and there are many girls around, everyone is paying him money to dance with him and he does so, and then he sees Marie, who doesn't have money, but Carlsen still dances with her and kidnapps her and then out of nowhere comes to my house, AND randomly, noah appears to play football in my backyard and carlsen and Marie join us to play football." - @TheCosmic_Horizon

"CAUSE WE ALL KNOW ONCE SOMEONE MESSES UP A LYRIC CHAIN THEY MUST BE OVERTHROWN THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO GEORGE III RIGHT?" - @BermudanPM

"Bad grammar is like pants. Without it you stand out." - @Pitiless

"Forsaken can you tell him that he is not me? --> *she // Author teaching the newbies the rules around here" - @F1-24

"It’s not AI // It is // bro every time I lie about something you know you come online and say it’s a lie HOW" - @COE_Super_Mod

"Imagine someone thought that instead of a debate, it's actually just a bunch of unfair fights where they somehow convince someone to go on Youtube getting beat up by a bunch of people with a different opinion than them. // So a political debate?" - @BermudanPM

"when I went to this ai site the ai bot was named my real name-" - @Reflection

"the grapes didn't kill him guys, he's ok" - @Jehtt

"That’s not even the front of the shoe put some effort in" - @BermudanPM

"I'm sorry, sir, we don't allow sanity and level-headedness in this thread. I'm afraid you'll have to show yourself out." - @Punkins_Daddy

"The only thing keeping me sane is my cat." - @Punkins_Daddy

"Don't nursery rhymes light a fire in all of us" - @F1-24

"The tournament does not consist of live games (no they aren't dead)" - @SheldonOfOsaka

"I have this thing where the screen's Night Light turns off at 10:30 PM to get me off the screen, and it just kicked in... my eyes hurt already 🗿" - @F1-24

"I just spent 30 minutes trying to stop my brother from licking cardboard" - @ARandomHuman45

"Now that we’ve figured out that he’s left-handed, is this the point where F1 becomes a social outcast?" - @BermudanPM

"Update: The thumb underwent emergency surgery (ran it over cold water for 10 seconds), and will survive. It will never touch those walmart oven gloves again" - @F1-24

"This explains why I saw Carlsen turn into an Arab tree live." - @BermudanPM

"When did that happen // like 30 mins ago // Ew" - @Deflection

"Deflection if you dont wanna change please leave the forum 😭 // No // You're telling me we gave this guy the admin launch codes ;-;" - @F1-24

"This is the most active otfdan has been in quite a bit and it’s over a tree 😭" - @Define7890

"New Year’s resolution: go outside, touch grass // kid named grass" - @Allan

"1 year ago, i was the target of racist ppl on my class. So, i asked one of them to come somewhere i wont get caught in 4K (i got caugh in 4K ;- and i hited the guy with my head. I got kicked this day but my parents were not disapointed this time" - @sakamoto

"I had the brief urge to unmute and Donald Trump accent the [heck] outta everyone but I didn't" - @BermudanPM

"If any of you have ideas on stuff to add to my CC 2025 recap, please DM me. I just realized that blog is getting posted tomorrow- // Please post if after midnight so that we can saw that is 1 year overdue-" - @MrChillGuyHimself

"do you pronounce "caramel" as "caramel" or "caramel"" - @ARandomHuman45

"Caleb will have a bio sooner than support responding 💀 // I can see the bio: We. Are. Back. At. 2030. With. DM's." - @daja9

"Caleb will have a bio sooner than support responding 💀" - @F1-24

"My New Years Resolution is to Eradicate Climate change and the suppression of free speech. Yes I’m thinking small scale this year" - @BermudanPM

"@magnuscarlsen is a random Norwegian guy who’s casually winning FIDE tournaments." - @Marie_Hoa

"Admin abuse wee woo wee woo." - @Lilyana

"Y'all what do frogs drink? // Hmm... what? // Croak-a-cola" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"it was on accidental, ok? ;-; // the face reveal or the full-head bandages" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"Go become WGM or you are failure me" - @Reflection

"car geek blocked me for some reason i ask y // Who is Y? // why // Idk why what?" - @The-Solidus-Snack

"I'd rip off my mustache if I had one right now" - @The-Solidus-Snack

"Bro got cooked so bad he went from being a snake to being a snack" - @BermudanPM

"chat i think we're forgetting that we are complete strangers online and i could be a 50 yeat old man for all you know" - @ARandomHuman45

"i am tax fraud" - @carlsen

"I’m going to kill y’all with pickles" - @Reflection

"Also if you're wondering why I'm doing this on the chess off topic forums and not reddit it's because Redditors all want one thing and it's disgusting... Character development" - @Valyra4100

"Imagine if CC made the closed account flair avaliable for everyone on April fools.. like that would insane-" - @aime

"Lilyana was a former SA of CVC, just FYI. ---> unfortuna- erm I mean yep. Yes I was." - @Lilyana