The Notes of Bottom Gun: Chapter 1
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Members of Bottom Gun
Owner
TomCruise_33 🇺🇸
Super Admins
Dangerous_Kevin 🇺🇸
The_new_Josh 🇺🇸
Admins
Queen_of_Dogs 🇬🇧
Cagnus_Marlsen 🇳🇴
LovingPuppy 🇮🇱
Coordinators
cats-are-awesome-1437 🇦🇺
dagger-one 🇯🇵
LaggyComputer 🇻🇪
I-own-a-million-clubs 🇺🇦
Members
iHaveYourBankAccount 🇵🇸
I-am-a-GM-for-real 🇯🇵
chess123456789 🇺🇦
UnstoppableActor 🇷🇺
TheAuthorOfGeese 🇺🇸
DUCK 🇮🇷
lets_go_brandon_54 🇺🇸
TwinTower-911 🇺🇸
RussianGoose22 🇷🇺
Nine-One-One 🇮🇶
Fireheart32 🇱🇻
GM_of_America 🇺🇸
M888_killer 🇨🇭
Kolinski_S1-6 🇵🇱
In the notes of Bottom Gun
TomCruise_33: Welcome Nine-One-One! Thank you for joining!
Nine-One-One: 911 operator, what's your emergency?
TomCruise_33: XD
TwinTower-911: Hello, 911? A plane crashed into me. 🛩️🗼🗼
RussianGoose22: Not funny.
TwinTower-911: What does it matter to you? You're Russian.
RussianGoose22: Not all Russians hate America, you know. My great grandfather is actually from America.
TwinTower-911: Shut up.
TomCruise_33: No fighting. Warning to TwinTower-911 for making an inappropriate joke.
TwinTower-911: We weren't fighting. You just need to ban RussianGoose22.
TomCruise_33: Why?
TwinTower-911: Because he's Russian.
TomCruise_33: And...?
TwinTower-911: He has an American great grandfather. That's illegal.
TomCruise_33: /mute TwinTower-911
Dangerous_Kevin: I was just about to do that.
In private chat between TwinTower-911 and TomCruise_33
TwinTower-911: Why'd you mute me?
TomCruise_33: Because you were being disrespectful.
TwinTower-911: How?
TomCruise_33: You were telling me to ban RussianGoose22 just because he's Russian with American heritage!
TwinTower-911: Yes, because half-countries suck.
TomCruise_33: What the heck is a half-country?!?!?!?
TwinTower-911: Like a half-Clan in Warriors.
TomCruise_33: Oh, well, they don't suck. We're all kind of half-countries, so uh...Anyways, you should probably change your username.
TwinTower-911: Why? What's wrong with it?
TomCruise_33: It's referring to a tragic event in American history!
TwinTower-911: I could change it to September_11.
TomCruise_33: NO
TomCruise_33: Also, your argument doesn't make any sense.
TomCruise_33: /block TwinTower-911
In the notes of Bottom Gun
lets_go_brandon_54: Give me SA
Dangerous_Kevin: Why do you think you deserve SA?
lets_go_brandon_54: So that I can ban the Biden supporters.
Dangerous_Kevin: 1) No politics; 2) No asking for a promotion; 3) How would you figure out who supports Biden?
lets_go_brandon_54: I'd ask them.
Dangerous_Kevin: No one would tell you they support Biden after you literally said you would ban them. And besides, none of us are giving you SA.
lets_go_brandon_54: PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE
Dangerous_Kevin: /mute lets_go_brandon_54
Dangerous_Kevin: Welp, now that the two trolls have been taken care of, Ima go offline. See ya.
TomCruise_33: Sorry, I was arguing with the troll in my chat. Anyways, how's everyone's day going?
LovingPuppy: My day's good. How about you?
TomCruise_33: It's going good
chess123456789: My friend's house blew up. 😭
TomCruise_33: Oh no not again
TheAuthorOfGeese: No no no no no
The_new_Josh: Please no
dagger-one: Uh oh
Cagnus_Marlsen: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UnstoppableActor: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
M888_killer: NOOOOOOOOO
GM_of_America: Why does it have to be politics??????????
TomCruise_33: I'm gonna mute you if you say anymore about this.
Nine-One-One: 😳
chess123456789: There was a gas leak you idiots. What did you think happened, the war?
DUCK: Um...YES
Queen_of_Dogs: You should have specified that there was a gas leak before the notes blew up.
TomCruise_33: "before the notes blew up" 💀
M888_killer: Is your friend okay?
chess123456789: They were on vacation, so no one was home.
Queen_of_Dogs: "before the notes blew up" 💀 --> What? It describes what happened perfectly!
M888_killer: Thank goodness.
GM_of_America: I'm praying for you.
TomCruise_33: Don't you dare start politics.
TomCruise_33: "before the notes blew up" 💀 --> What? It describes what happened perfectly! --> 💀
A few hours later
Fireheart32: Hi
Kolinski_S1-6: Hi
Kolinski_S1-6: I like your username. Warriors is my favorite series 😀
Fireheart32: Thanks 🙂 Is your username a reference too?
Kolinski_S1-6: Yep! SCP: Overlord
Fireheart32: What in the name of StarClan is SCP?
LaggyComputer: You don't wanna know...
Fireheart32: LaggyComputer, is your computer actually laggy?
LaggyComputer: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LaggyComputer: es
Fireheart32: How are you even online right now?!
LaggyComputer: IDK
LaggyComputer: My internet was fine eeeeeeeeeeee
LaggyComputer: arlllllllier
Cagnus_Marlsen: Who's idea was it to make you coord? There's now 50 VCs titled "BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB"
LaggyComputer: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
LaggyComputer: rrrrrrrrrry
LaggyComputer: &**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*(@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*(@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥•¥©∆∑˚ˆ©ç©ß&**^@#(@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*(@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß
TomCruise_33: Um...okay...
The_new_Josh: Weird. I've watched him lag out, but never that badly.
TomCruise_33: /demote=member The_new_Josh
TomCruise_33: /ban The_new_Josh
TomCruise_33: /demote=member Dangerous_Kevin
TomCruise_33: /ban Dangerous_Kevin
M888_killer: Um...
TheAuthorOfGeese: Well that was out of the blue.
LovingPuppy: Why did you ban them? They're your friends!
iHaveYourBankAccount: Maybe they had a fight in DMs.
M888_killer: Maybe...
TomCruise_33: Be careful 😀
In private chat between Dangerous_Kevin and TwinTower-911
Dangerous_Kevin: You really need to change your username.
TwinTower-911: Why? Did another plane hit the World Trade Center?
Dangerous_Kevin: No, because it's inappropriate. What is it with you and 9/11?
TwinTower-911: It's my favorite holiday!
Dangerous_Kevin: 😳 It's not a holiday. Are you sure you're American?
TwinTower-911: I'm American 😏
Dangerous_Kevin: It's spelled "psychopath". You should really change your username.
TwinTower-911: I don't think I will.
TwinTower-911: $wipe Dangerous_Kevin$
Dangerous_Kevin: What was that supposed to do?
TwinTower-911: Wait and see 🤣
Dangerous_Kevin: If you were trying to hack me, it didn't work.
Dangerous_Kevin: Wait...why did I get an error message?
Dangerous_Kevin: "The tower will fall?" That had better not &**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©
Dangerous_Kevin: &**^@#*(@&$(ªª¨¥∂®∂§∑•˙∆µ√∑†¶åƒ¥∑•ß#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*(@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*(@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß&**^@#*(@&$(#*&@¶§•˙∑∫¥ç©ß
TwinTower-911: 🤫
