The Update: Chapter 10
This is a work of fiction and is not meant to accurately represent any people, places, or events it references.
List of Callsigns
These are in no particular order, I just added the callsigns as I needed different characters. This is by no means EVERYONE on the team.
Mariah Carey - Desolate
Santa - Pfpsarelame
Elf 1 - BasicWhiteWhite
Elf 2 - Kaleb341
Elf 3 - I_Like_Top_Gun
Elf 4 - Actually_Remembered_My_Name
Elf 5 - SlytherinRules1942
Elf 6 - TreeHugger0818
Elf 7 - A_Parrot_Named_Taco
Elf 8 - Pitiful_Bishop
Elf 9 - Reflection
Elf 10 - boatmachete
Elf 11 - CagedHostilePigeon
Elf 12 - TomCruise_33
Elf 13 - The_new_Josh
Reindeer 1 - Daniel777
Reindeer 2 - Placeholder
Reindeer 3 - Magnus
Reindeer 4 - Agentneck
Reindeer 5 - TheTwilightTrain11
December 29, 2025
In Operation Santa Claus's collaborative document
Mariah Carey: Today is the last day of rest between what we did on Christmas and what Frost's team is about to do. That is why this is taking place today rather than tomorrow, this way Reindeer can also participate. As you all already know, none of this brief or any others is to be repeated outside of here unless given express permission.
Reindeer 1, proceed.
Reindeer 1: Tomorrow at an unspecified time, Frost will release a code named "The Message". This code will work to break Chess.com's servers in preparation of the DDoS. It is our belief that the most CC's users will notice is a bit of lag and some wacky clocks. Reindeer will be doing our best to, at the very least, slow down the attack.
On the 31st, also at an unspecified time, Frost will begin the DDoS. This is less the exact definition of a DDoS and more "We called it that because it sounds cooler and is easier to say". This attack will probably get innocent accounts banned and muted, clubs disabled, forums and comments deleted, and possibly more.
Reindeer has been working on testing the codes we gathered on December 25. We think we have a stable code that stands a chance against Frost's DDoS.
Elf 3: You think you have a stable code?
Reindeer 1: I'm not sugar-coating anything. Mariah, you may proceed with your part.
Mariah Carey: On the 30th, the most we can do is hope Reindeer can stop The Message. On the 31st, we can spectate from Reindeer 5's site. I think I might try to get this on the news...
Elf 9: W
Reindeer 4: I can hack the news sites for you if you want.
Mariah Carey: If we do it your way, we'll get on the news for the wrong reasons ;-;
Reindeer 4: Worth a try.
Mariah Carey: You may have noticed Santa. He is Pfps. Since I know a lot more about what we're doing and what we've been doing, he is the second-in-command. If I'm unavailable, you go to him. If he's unavailable, go to either Elf 1 or Reindeer 1. I think you get the idea by now.
Santa: Sup
Mariah Carey: Any last words?
I MEAN DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY
Sorry, I'm watching Home Alone rn
Elf 6: Do they even say that in Home Alone?
Mariah Carey: It's something Kevin would say.
Reindeer 4: Since this is a different time, can we give ourselves cool callsigns?
Reindeer 1: No.
Mariah Carey: Go for it.
*Mariah Carey unlocks the name changing ability*
Reindeer 4: I CALL "Kevin"!
Elf 3: Does it have to be Christmas themed?
Mariah Carey: Nope
Elf 3: Imma be Bradley Bradshaw.
Jk that's a terrible name.
Santa: Desolate...what have you done ;-;
Mariah Carey: Wdym
Santa: LOOK AT THE NAME LIST
Mariah Carey: Okay, who's "67"?
67: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Mariah Carey: NO BRAINROT
*Mariah Carey attempts to turn the feature back off but it's stuck on for some reason*
Mariah Carey: NO WHY
TURN OFF
WHO NAMED THEMSELF POOPFART
Kevin: You brought this upon yourself.
Mariah Carey: NO NSFW EITHER
I THOUGHT EVERYONE HERE WAS NICE WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE RACIAL SLURS AS THEIR CALLSIGN
NO STOP IT
Okay well at least someone was nice enough to make their callsign Iron Man. Thank you, whoever you are.
HE JUST CHANGED IT TO A SWEAR WORD
67: Wait, is it just me or are there more people in here than after all the Reindeer helpers joined? Like a lot more.
Mariah Carey: WHAT
WHO MADE THEIR NAME PFPSISAPOOPOOLEADER
I TRUSTED YOU GUYS
Frost: Not everyone here is nice.
