The Update: Chapter 8
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List of Callsigns
These are in no particular order, I just added the callsigns as I needed different characters. This probably isn't everyone, it's just everyone I decided to have show up for the spam party.
Mariah Carey - Desolate
Elf 1 - BasicWhiteWhite
Elf 2 - Kaleb341
Elf 3 - I_Like_Top_Gun
Elf 4 - Actually_Remembered_My_Name
Elf 5 - SlytherinRules1942
Elf 6 - TreeHugger0818
Elf 7 - A_Parrot_Named_Taco
Elf 8 - Pitiful_Bishop
Elf 9 - Reflection
Elf 10 - boatmachete
Elf 11 - CagedHostilePigeon
Elf 12 - TomCruise_33
Elf 13 - The_new_Josh
Reindeer 1 - Daniel777
Reindeer 2 - Placeholder
Reindeer 3 - Magnus
Reindeer 4 - Agentneck
Reindeer 5 - TheTwilightTrain11
December 25, 2025
In Operation Santa Claus's collaborative document
Reindeer 2 (Placeholder): Remember, don't post until Desolate does.
Passcode is "ajsiSWD(W#*!#928392ndIWDJw"
Elf 1 (BasicWhiteWhite): What
Reindeer 2 (Placeholder): If you don't want people getting in without the passcode then don't make the passcode predictable.
*people start joining Frost's collaboration area*
Mariah Carey (Desolate): Reindeer 1 said from here it'll probably be about 2 hours until people start talking so just be back before 14:00 UTC.
Elf 1 (BasicWhiteWhite): Purple?
Mariah Carey (Desolate): It suits my new call sign.
Reinder 4 (Agentneck): If I'm not needed, can I come join you guys?
Mariah Carey (Desolate): Absolutely!
2 hours later
In Frost's document
Frost: Midnight, I need you to do recon in the Community Club.
Midnight 1: On it, boss.
Mariah Carey: IT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!
Frost: What the heck
Mariah Carey: OHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS
Elf 1: THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED
Elf 7: dfjehejgfei3furyu3ihwuyi3ir72fihfeuhwduieiuyi72o3iksheomlauwvn8o bvyeonauyb38yo3quyeauiurybwuyuaevtyrcwuoyqi7y38oq8364oq3rhedffehwiqu9wddgjgsdo2927301834628hdjdgwautrihfeguhhdgefeghdwoyg2de4i4
Elf 3: [Verse 1]
Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go
[Chorus]
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone
[Verse 2]
Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the deck
And shovin' into overdrive
[Chorus]
Highway to the danger zone
I'll take you right into the danger zone
[Bridge]
You'll never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload
You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go
[Guitar Solo]
Oh, yeah
[Verse 3]
Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity
[Chorus]
Highway to the danger zone
Gonna take it right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Gonna take it right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone
[Outro]
Highway to the danger zone
Gonna take it right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Gonna take it right into the danger zone
Frost: WHAT IS HAPPENING
Mariah Carey: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS
Elf 1: UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE
Frost: STOP
Mariah Carey: I JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWN
Elf 6:
Elf 8: I like to eat dirt
Elf 3: Is there a way to force jet engine noises to play here without anyone clicking play?
Firework 5: WHAT IS HAPPENING I LITERALLY JUST WOKE UP
Ball Drop 1: Boss...
Elf 1: MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW
Elf 2:
Elf 10: Wait Imma go find the bee movie script
Frost: Firework, Ball Drop, Midnight, you guys figure out how to stop them.
Elf 9: You can't stop us. That's right. I got un-hacked.
Mariah Carey: MAKE MY WISH COME TRUUUUUUUUUUE
Midnight 1: What exactly are we supposed to do?!
Frost: I don't know, figure it out!
Elf 1: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Elf 3:
Reindeer 4: HELLO 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Elf 6: I love trees
Elf 7: odwdouf39ujiwdwjq8bu830201884oqi3um232ymeovnwbw9id3r[]d;pfk0uy28hdjie298y42n winc8nocmqaybveqniwow owr ncq7w 89yqqcnwaqou832pvobqno8byvnq3 vwn8ovcaaowuyubqwaeinlqvbq8362o920vnqolanv
Reindeer 4: Someone start a religious debate or smth
That'll get us really going.
Elf 6: Ew bad grammar
Reindeer 4: Ew an OTFer
Elf 1: Ew someone who insults OTF
Mariah Carey: Ew someone who stopped singing All I Want For Christmas Is You just to insult a Clubie
Elf 7: *Clubber
Elf 1: Ew Clubheads
Elf 11: MWAHAHAHA
Midnight 1: Sir, I suggest we abandon ship. They're too many in numbers.
Ball Drop 4: Someone's accessed the classified intel!
Midnight 1: Welp, goodbye. I quit.
Reindeer 4: Gotta bounce!
Ball Drop 4: HELP USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Mariah Carey: Everybody, sing it with us!
Elf 1: I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS
Elf 2: THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED
Elf 3: AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS
Elf 4: UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE
Elf 5: I DON'T NEED TO HANG MY STOCKING
Elf 6: THERE UPON THE FIREPLACE
Elf 7: SANTA CLAUS WON'T MAKE ME HAPPY
Elf 8: WITH A TOY ON CHRISTMAS DAY
Elf 9: I JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWN
Elf 10: MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW
Elf 11: MAKE MY WISH COME TRUE
Mariah Carey: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, BABY!
Elf 12:
Elf 3:
Frost: Just grab the intel, destroy it, and run!
Ball Drop 1: They've locked us out!
Elf 1: Greetings from your enemies. We'd like to offer you a truce for the small price of you calling off your attack.
Frost: Never.
Midnight 2: This "Reindeer 1" is coming from the same IP as Midnight 3...
And Reindeer 2 from Champagne 7's IP
Reindeer 4: GOSH DARN IT WE FORGOT ABOUT THAT
WHAT HACKER FORGETS ABOUT IP ADRESSES
Mariah Carey: It's fine just keep spamming.
Reindeer 1: No need. Move out, everyone!
Elf 1: Later suckers!
Elf 3: Go watch Top Gun instead of DDoSing CC
Reindeer 4: Hehehe
Reindeer 3: Buh bye!
Elf 13:
Elf 11: See ya!
Reindeer 2: Nice to see you!
Elf 4: Same time next year?
Elf 2:
Elf 10: YEEHAW
Elf 6: GO TOUCH GRASS
Elf 9: It was worth delaying present opening for this.
Elf 7: Y'all are grinches
Mariah Carey: Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
In Operation Santa Claus's collaborative document
Mariah Carey (Desolate): That was fun! Reindeer, understand you've gotten and destroyed all intel?
Reindeer 1 (Daniel777): Affirmative.
Mariah Carey (Desolate): Alrighty. Thanks, everyone. You all go enjoy your Christmas. Debrief at 15:00 UTC tomorrow.
