Winning Streak

Now that I'm on a bit of Chess.com winning streak, I visit this site all too often, and most of the time, my opponents haven't moved, so I'm left reading the Drudge Report and Pitchfork. I don't mind either, but I'd rather be preparing my next crushing attack, and I can't do that if they don't tip their hands and make some decisions. If I can ever get my rating above 1800, I'm going to stop playing rated games and take screenshots of my most auspicious and glorious moments to show to my unborn children.