Phenolomorphin Opening

I am a great advocate of the Phenolomorphin Opening. It is my secret weapon. I can beat anyone when I play the Phenolomorphin Opening no matter what my opponent does! This is the one opening I strongly recommend to everyone. No memorizing required, no sweat, no hard work of any kind, just plain clean fun!


  • 4 years ago


    morphine and penology equals hallucinations !

  • 4 years ago


    There's only one little problem with the Phenolomorphin Opening, it is a secret and if I play it in an actual game, I'd be giving away the secret. Thus I am forced to decline any and all invitations to play all comers with this opening. However, with this opening I am a legend in my own mind.

  • 4 years ago


    id love to play you and test your opening.

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