Funny short Jokes

grandma-schulz
grandma-schulz
Sep 25, 2012, 11:41 AM |
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A car hit an elderly Jewish man,

the parametic says:" Are you comfiortable?" 

"I make a good living."

 

I jsut got back from a pleasure trip, I took my Mother-In-Law to the Airport...

 

I've been in love with the samewoman for 49 years, if my wife finds out, She'll kill me...

 

We always hold hands, if I let go, She shops...

 

my wife ws at the beauty Saloon for two hours... That was only for the estimate..She got a mudpack and looked great for 2 days, then the mud fell off...