Funny short Jokes

A car hit an elderly Jewish man,

the parametic says:" Are you comfiortable?" 

"I make a good living."

I jsut got back from a pleasure trip, I took my Mother-In-Law to the Airport...

I've been in love with the samewoman for 49 years, if my wife finds out, She'll kill me...

We always hold hands, if I let go, She shops...

my wife ws at the beauty Saloon for two hours... That was only for the estimate..She got a mudpack and looked great for 2 days, then the mud fell off...