Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the Husband returns the Boat to their Lakeside Cottage after several hours of fishing, and decides gto take a nap...

Although not familiar with the Lake, the Wife decides to take the Boat out.  She otors out a short distance anchors, puts Her feet up, and begins to read Her Book..The peace adn solitude are magnificent...

Along comes the Fish asdn Game Wardenin His Boat.  He pulls alongside the Womand says;" Good morning Ma'am.  What are you doing?"

Reading a Book, She replies,( thinking Isn't that obvious?"

Your in a restrictedFishing Area," He informs Her...

"I am sorry officer, but I am not fishing, I am reading."

"Yes, but Isee you have all the equipment... For all i know you could start at any moment.'

If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assalt." says the Woman..

"But I haven't even touched you." says the GameWarden.

"That is true, but you have all the equipment."   For all I know you could start at any moment.." says the Woman....

"Have a nice day Ma'am and He left...