Sorry Queenie...Your King has Lyin' Eyes!!

Or shall we say Roamin' Eyes.  So much for the love between the Royals.  His Majesty of Whiteness actually runs out of the castle and leaves his Blue-Blooded Woman at the mercy of the Black Spear.

But is his act of cowardice and abandonment of his First Lady just part of his Master Plan for a little "quickie" Shock and Awe Victory Party?? 

With some help from his team of Sniping Pontiffs...Watch this amazing Royal Man Blitzkreig.