Hey!! Who stole my expensive chess set???

I was on vacation and had to fly through Nazi East Germany to get home. 

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I am referring to JFK Airport in New York City...I had bought an expensive chess set while in New York and packed it in my luggage.  After checking in I left my bags with the Gestapo guards. 

When we arrived at my destination, I deplaned and went to the Baggage Area.  I grabbed my bag from the carousel.  I then opened the bag to retrieve a jacket.  And guess what...the chess set was gone!!!

So let's review...first...I was forced to be microwaved in their cancer producing body scanner.

And secondly...my personal stuff was stolen.

UNBELIEVABLE!!!

I WILL NEVER FLY AGAIN.