Classical King Pawn mini poem

The BISHOP is opening a bar in the CENTER. GAME! said the DANISH   FOUR KINGHTS as GIUOCO played the PIANO. Chef GORINGs GAMBIT on HUNGARIAN rabbit payed off. The KINGS GAMBITs of two new escorts did not. That night the LATVIAN ELEPHANT trainer surprised everyone as he introduced PETROFF, PHILLIDORs trained elephant. PONZANI protested as RUY LOPEZ stood up to get another round of meal. SCOTCH said the THREE KNIGHTS, TWO KIGHTS! said one of them tho. Ive stopped drinking scotch since VIENNA.