Worst Excuses for Losing
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RUNNER UPS:
You did not outsmart me. you just know patterns in your memory about the position. You did not think as I did...therefore I did not lose.
I was playing blindfold (online chess) to just see how it feels and accidentally put my queen on the wrong square because I didn't see the board
I had to pick up my daughter from another tournament in 15 mins and you were taking too much time to think
I had to pick up my daughter from another tournament in 15 mins and you were taking too much time to think
I played 1.g4 e5 2.f4 just to see if you saw the mate and you didn't mate me so I ragequit
1. I misclicked 2. I lost because you cheated.
3. I accidentally flipped the table and stuck my middle finger up at my opponent.
I wanted you to be happy.
"I was breastfeeding my baby"
I could not get my Bishop out.
Pawns were in the way.
The fish got sick
The tap ran ocer.
I was playing checkers.
Lost my mouse.
Neighbor was playing loud music
So was the neighbor
And the other neighbour.
My spell checker got lost
0 Mod 5 is the way to go
0 mod 1000 is real good
1 mod 5 is no good
heck, I lost my screen
Where were my glasses?