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Worst Excuses for Losing

Worst Excuses for Losing

pipxr
Dec 1, 2017, 12:29 AM 1

believe me these are so funny you should see it.

more than 1.5k responses on the forum 

check it out --> https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/worst-excuses-for-losing

 Best Responses Thread:

1ST PLACER

  • #126May 29, 2017 

    I could not get my Bishop out.

  • #127May 29, 2017 

    Pawns were in the way.

  • #128May 29, 2017 

    The fish got sick

  • #129May 29, 2017 

    The tap ran ocer.

  • #130May 29, 2017 

    I was playing checkers.

  • #131May 29, 2017 

    Lost my mouse.

  • #132May 29, 2017 

    Neighbor was playing loud music

  • #133May 29, 2017 

    So was the neighbor

  • #134May 29, 2017 

    And the other neighbour.

  • #135May 29, 2017 

    My spell checker got lost

  • #136May 29, 2017 

    0 Mod 5 is the way to go

  • #137May 29, 2017 

    0 mod 1000 is real good

  • #138May 29, 2017 

    1 mod 5 is no good

  • #139May 29, 2017 

    heck, I lost my screen

  • #140May 29, 2017 

    Where were my glasses?

RUNNER UPS:

#114May 7, 2017 

You did not outsmart me. you just know patterns in your memory about the position. You did not think as I did...therefore I did not lose.

 

#113May 7, 2017 

I was playing blindfold (online chess) to just see how it feels and accidentally put my queen on the wrong square because I didn't see the board

 

#90May 2, 2017 

I had to pick up my daughter from another tournament in 15 mins and you were taking too much time to think

 

#90May 2, 2017 

I had to pick up my daughter from another tournament in 15 mins and you were taking too much time to think

 

#80Mar 3, 2017 

I played 1.g4 e5 2.f4 just to see if you saw the mate and you didn't mate me so I ragequit

 

#57Feb 27, 2017 

1.  I misclicked 2. I lost because you cheated.

3. I accidentally flipped the table and stuck my middle finger up at my opponent.

 

#10Feb 25, 2017 

I wanted you to be happy.

 

#8Feb 22, 2017 

"I was breastfeeding my baby"

 

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