Worst Excuses for Losing

1. my opponent walked into my room and I was so stunned I lost on time
2. I had a sudden idea to jump out the window...

post 25,50,75,100,200,500,and 1000 gets a trophy

NO SPAMMING

Haha "I wasn't trying" is always the worst - you're almost always trying when you're playing unless you're throwing the game. It's difficult not to try in chess. 

This excuse is really occured during a wcc.One of two players accused his opponent and his staff ti poison him with radioactive elements.

post #5 and 10 get a trophy

all of the above posts can get challenged to a game if they want

haha i got post #5

I fell.

"I was breastfeeding my baby"

One game the opponent wrote me this after sacrifying queen and thereafter the king

I wanted you to be happy.

I get a trophy