The Most Cringe Copypasta (Please Stop)

BULLYING? THINK YOU'RE SO COOL? THE GIRL YOU JUST CALLED FAT?... SHE IS OVERDOSING ON DIET PILLS. THE GIRL YOU JUST CALLED UGLY?... SHE SPENDS HOURS PUTTING MAKEUP AT HOME HOPING PEOPLE WILL LIKE HER. THE BOY YOU JUST TRIPPED?... HE IS ABUSED ENOUGH AT HOME. SEE THAT MAN WITH THE SCARS?... HE FOUGHT FOR HIS COUNTRY. THAT GUY YOU JUST MADE FUN OF FOR CRYING?... HIS MOTHER IS DYING. COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU'RE AGAINST BULLYING. I BET 95% OF YOU WONT COPY AND PASTE THIS, BUT I'M SURE THE PEOPLE WITH HEART AND BACKBONE WILL!

Hey guys!!!!! Please look at this!!!! The above !!!!!! Put that on ur profile and bullying will be ended forever! Bulliers will be stop and liers will kicked off! And also world hunger will end and slavery will abolish human rights and equal pay.  God bless true, true will never die, unlike the kid with cancer! 

Seriously, please stop. To everyone who has that cringe on their profile, please take it off. You aren't making a difference in the world by putting a copypasta on the chess.com profile that no one visits. If you're so hell-bent on changing the world for the better, get off your computer, go outside, go for a walk around the neighbourhood and pick up trash. That copypasta is straight out of Roblox, which explains why all the ten-year-old kids love it so much. It really sickens me every time I see it.

Side note: the original copypasta goes, "She is overdosing on diet pills." but apparently some Roblox kid thought that was too 'harsh' and eventually it became, "She is on a diet." Ridiculous.

Here's an alternative copypasta to parody the real one (I created it, you're welcome):

BULLYING? THINK YOU'RE SO COOL? THE GIRL YOU JUST CALLED FAT? YOU MOTIVATED HER TO START A WEIGHT LOSS REGIME AND SHE HAS LOST FIFTEEN POUNDS. THE GIRL YOU JUST CALLED UGLY? HER CRUSH DEFENDED HER AND NOW THEY'RE TOGETHER. THE BOY YOU JUST TRIPPED? HIS NOSE LANDED NEXT TO A DIAMOND RING AND NOW HIS MOTHER CAN PAY THE BILLS. SEE THAT MAN WITH THE SCARS? IT'S HIS OWN BRAND OF HALLOWEEN MAKEUP, AND BECAUSE OF YOUR STUNT, HE'S MAKING SIX FIGURES NOW. THAT GUY YOU JUST MADE FUN OF FOR CRYING? HE WAS AN ACTOR REHEARSING HIS SCENE, AND THE FACT THAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS REAL GAVE HIM NEWFOUND CONFIDENCE. I BET 69% OF YOU WON'T REPOST THIS, BUT I'M SURE THE PEOPLE WITH A TAILBONE WILL!