CHESS JAM: Post your Riddle here

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Every year at Chess Jam, we have door prizes.  To enter, you put a riddle on a card and drop it in the door prize box.  Well, for Chess Jam Online, here's the spot to post your riddle and be eligible for the door prizes.  Only one riddle per player.  Don't post a riddle here until after you've registered for Chess Jam Online.

So, after you register for Chess Jam Online, post your riddle here!

If you wish, you can obfuscate your riddle's answer by putting the answer's text in white.  Then people can guess the answer, before they "drag" their mouse across the answer to see it.  For example:

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car.

 

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

 

ground beef

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

 

A teacher says "Spit out your gum! and a train says "Chew Chew!"

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

 

A baboom!

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Why are teddy bears never hungry?

because they're already stuffed!

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You try to keep people from knowing about me, but when people know about me, you don't have me. What am I?

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What gets shorter as it gets older?

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What kind of room has no doors and no windows?

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someone is at home he starts running he take a left turn another left turn and another left turn then at home he sees 2 people in masks and runs back why?

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What is seen in the middle of March and April that cannot be found at the beginning or end of either month?

 

The Letter "R"

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What kind of keys are found in trees?

monkeys

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What month of the year has 28 days?

All of them

 

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Hope your king has a good knight sleep.

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what do you call an antelope that is missing 5/8 of itself.

an ant.

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Why did the blind man fall in the well?

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What has eyes but can't see?

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what is a coat that is always wet when you put it on

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What did the beach say when the tide came in?

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What is a clock's favorite app?