Does the parrot bite!!
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What did the burglar get??
Bad parrot!!
This is your joke bud!!
he he i liked it xx
It was... no, I didn't like it.
Jul 30, 2018
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KayaDodd wrote:
Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."
Strange, but anyway, LOL
I feel like it's making fun of Jesus.
Aug 2, 2018
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#17
A teenage boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it." After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's study and his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You've brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"
The young man waited a minute and replied, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair...."
His father cut him off and said, "Yes, and they walked everywhere they went!"
Aug 3, 2018
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#18
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give 500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."
The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman returns and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan watches in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for a half hour?"
The Irishman replies, "Oh, I went to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."
KayaDodd wrote:
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give 500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."
The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman returns and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan watches in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for a half hour?"
The Irishman replies, "Oh, I went to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."
I heard this joke before, but with two kids, a guy on the street, $20, and a five lb. watermellon.
Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."