I still think a guy could function that way, but certainly not at top level form and it definitely wouldn't be healthy...
James Bond is an 'impotent drunk'
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Sure. The guy is simply great. These doctors were just having fun and are locally famous now.
God, I do hope they were kidding (hard to tell though nowadays).
Well if I was James Bond I wouldn't want to face all those evil guys sober!
Especially the weirdo with the kitty cat.
Wow what a lightweight.
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After that amount of liquor I can screw a nuke and disarm any woman. You even left out the Bollinger. What's his next movie : "The spy that got pissed?" , "Dr.Hangover?" , "Why does it hurt when I pee ?"
Between people trying to kill me, me finding out what I need to, or blow up things, steal things, etc and all of the women that wanted to work me over well....I'd need a few drinks to cope too....!!!
"Thunderball" becomes "Highball"
"The Spy Who Loved Me"---"The Guy Who Mugged Me"
"Never Say Never Again"--"Never Say No to Some Gin"
"Moonraker"--"Boozetaker"
"Goldfinger"--"Bold Drinker"
"Casino Royale"--"Can See No My Gal"
This is all rubbish, gentlemen. James Bond can hold his liquor, get any woman he wants and save the world from nuclear annhilation while getting free (at the last second) from a large table saw, to which he's tied and which is, aimed, distressingly, at his testicles. If this were not true, I have nothing else to believe in.
I thought it was from the table saw. Or maybe that's what it was trying to remove?
Maybe it was that, James always had a snoot full that was never mentioned ? It had to how he held his liquor so well, always had the sudden energy to deal with bad guys, was always numb to anything they tried and would explain how he was always ready to go, when the ladies were ready. Maybe that's why they liked him so much also...
...I mean with epic "snow" scenes and guys trying to "shoot him up" in the begining of "A View to a Kill"...what is someone supposed to think ?
...and that Jaws character was always jealous of James because, he was poor and ended up with meth mouth...and James was always on the ball...
I even heard that James did that "Thunderball" back in the day and next thing you know he was doing "Octopussy"...I mean it all makes sense when you think about it...
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Vodka martini, "shaken not stirred"
He's a very glamorous person, he gets all the girls and that's totally incompatible with the lifestyle of an alcoholic.”
They say he is not the man to trust to deactivate a nuclear bomb.
Doctors in Derby and Nottingham sat down to read the 14 Bond novels in their spare time.
With a notebook at hand they charted every day and every drink.
Excluding the 36 days Bond was in prison, hospital or rehab, the spy downed 1,150 units of alcohol in 88 days.
It works out at 92 units a week - about five vodka martinis a day and four times the recommended maximum intake for men in the UK.