James Bond is an 'impotent drunk'

it's said that James Bond is an impotent drunk

and yet, as we've seen, the man ofts shares his bunk

although his intake may put him in a funk

one thing is for certain:  the man is no monk

If it were anyone but Lou, me thinks it would be projection

Onto Bond the problem with maintaining erection

For drunken sex is no anomaly

Nor is drink and sex a dichotomy

 Whoa, dude! That's a lot to take in!

I need to relax, and think about that comment while having a brew, listening to music, and thinking about our notions of wisdom and beauty.

It is? One can't have drinks and girls? In my experience, one can definitely have both

Really David, well in my experience you may be able to satisfy your thirst with the first, but if you want the second you better have another stiff drink first, like a Viagra Cocktail, shake it first, then hopefully it will get stirred and if you are lucky you might get picked for another mission - not likely though as the chemists will be closed for Xmas soon.

It is? One can't have drinks and girls? In my experience, one can definitely have both

Really David, well in my experience you may be able to satisfy your thirst with the first, but if you want the second you better have another stiff drink first, like a Viagra Cocktail, shake it first, then hopefully it will get stirred and if you are lucky you might get picked for another mission - not likely though as the chemists will be closed for Xmas soon.

You are my man. The best composer of the 20e century is alive because of us !!!

Does humor belongs to chess ?

PJJCHESS , I see you have found the goodies on the forum. My guess is you will be accepted soon by the incrowd. Good start lassy , my expectations are high and your pen is sharp.

Lou-for-you, hold on just a minute,

Your statement has little truth in it;

Many a lady will gladly attest 

That Bond in the boudoir was best.

As for the drinking, we all need a sip some time,

Of whiskey, beer, brandy, or good wine.

aare yaar maast baande ho tum

"Your statement has little truth in it;"

Exactly ,that is the nub of the issue

When you lot ask for a tissue

It's not because you've done the job

 The problem is your tiny ---

You cry because" its never happened before"

Just pack your bag and get out the door

Most useful.

Well if you men choose to drink yourselves silly what do you want ? - another beer ?

Just 5 a day?  Heck that's barely enough to get a good buzz.  Especially since we now know the drinks are watered down.  

Apparently he's a psychopath, just saw it on TV...

I would like a vodka cranberry...and could you make it with 110 Vodka please ? Those less potent vodkas have me drinking 5 or more drinks easily...

When Flemming wrote Bond , he never wrote back did he ?

The first time I read this thread , I didn't have my glasses on and read the title like : "James Bond is an 'important drunk' - ... " and that statement made sense to me because Lou wrote it.

Lou gave up sex to play chess he once said , but it could be that he is the retired British agent 006 having the same problem. It is known that they were in rehab together and meet with Amy Winehouse residing there. Noone got laid , Bond admitted , and shortly after she killed herself.

There is still another question open. Lou categorically denies ever to have contact in any form with a woman called Olga. She is a KGB spy and married to a Dutch chessplayer who she keeps in the cellar of her bunker in Amsterdam.

Latest news . Evidence of contact between Lou and Olga .... wearing glasses ? .... have to check this out ...

I hate these non sequitur remarks!

that reminds me....is a dramatization real ?