couldn't've done it better myself
My Best Puzzle Battle Score!

Hello everyone!
Today I decided to create a few open seeks in puzzle battle and in one of my games, I was paired against a member by the name of @kolver. I am pleased to report that in that specific battle, I demonstrated monstrous calculation abilities, faultless pattern recognition, and swift tactical decision making throughout. My skills were rewarded with a new, godly personal high score in puzzle battle, comparable to the records of GM Hikamaru Nakawa or that @tastelessbutterfly guy. Evidently, I will be the one to dethrone GM Ray Robson for the crown of puzzle battle world champion in due time. As a result, I was able to destroy my opponent who proved not to be a match for me when I play a puzzle battle at my peak. Anybody who criticizes my achievement is obviously lying out of jealousy.
Here is the link to the puzzle battle: https://www.chess.com/puzzles/battle/2stY9EieA
I wonder what politician you were impersonating with that one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

cheese.com so bias smh, how did they not invite you to the puzzle battle championship? If you can put up a score like that you should be able to compete!!!

cheese.com so bias smh, how did they not invite you to the puzzle battle championship? If you can put up a score like that you should be able to compete!!!
They did not invite him because he was too strong to compete

cheese.com so bias smh, how did they not invite you to the puzzle battle championship? If you can put up a score like that you should be able to compete!!!
They did not invite him because he was too strong to compete
I guess that's a fair point.

Hello everyone!
Today I decided to create a few open seeks in puzzle battle and in one of my games, I was paired against a member by the name of @kolver. I am pleased to report that in that specific battle, I demonstrated monstrous calculation abilities, faultless pattern recognition, and swift tactical decision making throughout. My skills were rewarded with a new, godly personal high score in puzzle battle, comparable to the records of GM Hikamaru Nakawa or that @tastelessbutterfly guy. Evidently, I will be the one to dethrone GM Ray Robson for the crown of puzzle battle world champion in due time. As a result, I was able to destroy my opponent who proved not to be a match for me when I play a puzzle battle at my peak. Anybody who criticizes my achievement is obviously lying out of jealousy.
Here is the link to the puzzle battle: https://www.chess.com/puzzles/battle/2stY9EieA
Oh man, your grammar is shaking my head!
Hello everyone!
Today I decided to create a few open seeks in puzzle battle and in one of my games, I was paired against a member by the name of @kolver. I am pleased to report that in that specific battle, I demonstrated monstrous calculation abilities, faultless pattern recognition, and swift tactical decision making throughout. My skills were rewarded with a new, godly personal high score in puzzle battle, comparable to the records of GM Hikamaru Nakawa or that @tastelessbutterfly guy. Evidently, I will be the one to dethrone GM Ray Robson for the crown of puzzle battle world champion in due time. As a result, I was able to destroy my opponent who proved not to be a match for me when I play a puzzle battle at my peak. Anybody who criticizes my achievement is obviously lying out of jealousy.
Here is the link to the puzzle battle: https://www.chess.com/puzzles/battle/2stY9EieA
you are so wrong you lost the battle really badly with a score of 9

Hello everyone!
Today I decided to create a few open seeks in puzzle battle and in one of my games, I was paired against a member by the name of @kolver. I am pleased to report that in that specific battle, I demonstrated monstrous calculation abilities, faultless pattern recognition, and swift tactical decision making throughout. My skills were rewarded with a new, godly personal high score in puzzle battle, comparable to the records of GM Hikamaru Nakawa or that @tastelessbutterfly guy. Evidently, I will be the one to dethrone GM Ray Robson for the crown of puzzle battle world champion in due time. As a result, I was able to destroy my opponent who proved not to be a match for me when I play a puzzle battle at my peak. Anybody who criticizes my achievement is obviously lying out of jealousy.
Here is the link to the puzzle battle: https://www.chess.com/puzzles/battle/2stY9EieA
you are so wrong you lost the battle really badly with a score of 9
shush that's not the point lol
Hello everyone!
Today I decided to create a few open seeks in puzzle battle and in one of my games, I was paired against a member by the name of @kolver. I am pleased to report that in that specific battle, I demonstrated monstrous calculation abilities, faultless pattern recognition, and swift tactical decision making throughout. My skills were rewarded with a new, godly personal high score in puzzle battle, comparable to the records of GM Hikaru Nakamura or that @tastelessbutterfly guy. Evidently, I will be the one to dethrone GM Ray Robson for the crown of puzzle battle world champion in due time. As a result, I was able to destroy my opponent who proved not to be a match for me when I play a puzzle battle at my peak. Anybody who criticizes my achievement is obviously lying out of jealousy.
Here is the link to the puzzle battle: https://www.chess.com/puzzles/battle/2stY9EieA