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Petition for the Exclusive "Blunder Master (BM)" Title for Aayush (aayuXD)
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Mar 6, 2025
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Ithanort wrote:
Hello chess community,
I appreciate the creativity and humor behind the petition for the "Blunder Master (BM)" title for Aayush (aayuXD). It’s always refreshing to see our community come together for a laugh, especially when it involves someone whose games resemble a dramatic Shakespearean tragedy—full of unexpected twists, shocking turns, and, of course, epic failures.
However, let’s take a moment to consider the serious business of chess. We have titles like Grandmaster and International Master, which are earned through years of grinding, calculating, and mastering the art of victory. These titles signify dedication, hard work, and a level of skill that is anything but accidental.
Now, if we start handing out titles for catastrophic blunders, where does that leave us? What's next? A "Master of Miscalculations" title? Or perhaps a "Champion of Catastrophe"? Let’s not dilute the prestige of chess titles by rewarding those who can turn winning positions into laughable disasters with such finesse that even a toddler could do better.
While Aayush's games undoubtedly provide entertainment and occasional disbelief, let's not confuse sheer randomness with tactical brilliance—or worse, honor it as if it’s a skill worth celebrating. After all, if we start recognizing the art of blundering, we might as well give participation trophies to every player who has ever misclicked or accidentally knocked over a piece in frustration.
So while we appreciate the humor and the communal spirit behind this petition, let’s keep our focus on what truly makes chess a great game: the strategic depth, the intellectual challenge, and the pursuit of excellence.
Let’s leave the title of "Blunder Master" where it belongs: in the realm of friendly banter, not on the official roster of recognized chess achievements.
Thank you for your understanding, and may the only blunders we celebrate be in good fun, not in title creation.
Best,
The Chess.com Moderation Team
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Ithanort wrote:
Hello chess community,
I appreciate the creativity and humor behind the petition for the "Blunder Master (BM)" title for Aayush (aayuXD). It’s always refreshing to see our community come together for a laugh, especially when it involves someone whose games resemble a dramatic Shakespearean tragedy—full of unexpected twists, shocking turns, and, of course, epic failures.
However, let’s take a moment to consider the serious business of chess. We have titles like Grandmaster and International Master, which are earned through years of grinding, calculating, and mastering the art of victory. These titles signify dedication, hard work, and a level of skill that is anything but accidental.
Now, if we start handing out titles for catastrophic blunders, where does that leave us? What's next? A "Master of Miscalculations" title? Or perhaps a "Champion of Catastrophe"? Let’s not dilute the prestige of chess titles by rewarding those who can turn winning positions into laughable disasters with such finesse that even a toddler could do better.
While Aayush's games undoubtedly provide entertainment and occasional disbelief, let's not confuse sheer randomness with tactical brilliance—or worse, honor it as if it’s a skill worth celebrating. After all, if we start recognizing the art of blundering, we might as well give participation trophies to every player who has ever misclicked or accidentally knocked over a piece in frustration.
So while we appreciate the humor and the communal spirit behind this petition, let’s keep our focus on what truly makes chess a great game: the strategic depth, the intellectual challenge, and the pursuit of excellence.
Let’s leave the title of "Blunder Master" where it belongs: in the realm of friendly banter, not on the official roster of recognized chess achievements.
Thank you for your understanding, and may the only blunders we celebrate be in good fun, not in title creation.
Best,
The Chess.com Moderation Team
AI se krwaya ya khud likha..
nice tho
arrey , aayu ka dimaag ka pata hai
mai ithanhort se pooch rha tha
Isse accha me maths krlu
Ithanort wrote:
;-; i dont understand these
😜
Docilefeud_37 wrote:
Isse accha me maths krlu
toh krlo
Ithanort wrote:
...translate!
arrey, sourav was js saying that u r very nice
Dw, everything foine ~~
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Ithanort wrote:
;-;
*pats pats*
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Title: Petition for the Exclusive "Blunder Master (BM)" Title for Aayush (aayuXD)
Hello Chess.com Community & Esteemed Mods,
I come to you with an urgent and completely serious request—one that could change chess history forever.
We all know that chess has titles for grandmasters, international masters, and even the honorary NM title. But what about those of us who have mastered the art of blundering? Those who have turned winning positions into losses with legendary precision? Those whose games leave spectators gasping—not in admiration, but in disbelief?
That is why I, and many others, formally petition for the creation of the "Blunder Master (BM)" title—exclusively for Aayush (aayuXD).
### Why Does Aayush Deserve the Title?
- Tactical Brilliance (in reverse) – Regular players find best moves. Aayush finds the most losing ones.
- Stockfish Trauma – If chess engines could cry, his would be inconsolable.
- The Elo Drain Phenomenon – Has a supernatural ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
- Entertainment Factor – His games are the reason why spectators never leave early.
### Why This Petition Matters
This is not just about a title; this is about recognizing a new kind of excellence. Chess has long celebrated precision, calculation, and mastery—but what of those who excel in the fine art of disaster? Should we not honor them, too?
We understand Chess.com’s moderation team works hard to keep the forums respectful and free from unnecessary spam. This is not a joke request (okay, maybe a little), but rather a fun community-driven idea that could make Chess.com even more engaging! Please do not ban me for silliness—we are here for a good time, not a bad one.
### How You Can Support This Petition
If you believe Aayush (aayuXD) deserves the Blunder Master title, comment below and let Chess.com know that it’s time to honor the true kings of catastrophic moves! Every signature counts.
Thank you for your support! Let’s make chess history together.
Sincerely,
The Chess Community (and the soon-to-be official Blunder Master, aayuXD)