Boungcloud attack.

That sounds like an advert for contraceptives.

Lenny has stated on many occasions that he has no desire to have the lowest rating.
Also: I don't buy into the whole "Ernesto Boungcloud" stuff. There is one Bongcloud, and it is Lenny.

That sounds like an advert for contraceptives.
hohoho, One Very Angry Mr Robert Zimmerman will soon set his lawyers off on a mission to make the two of us suffer. Me for the sloppy quote and you for diminishing his piece of art.
Please watch out for "suits with briefcases", my friend!

Well, because you buggered up the spelling im afraid he has no case! The Quote is yours now... and well, it could have been:
"When you've got nothing, you have got nothing too loose"

i do not have a broether named ernesto dueds.
i doent know the guy who steareted this topic; never met him man..
most of hthe historery aboute me is bullcrap dueds.
the clown caetn even spell, aman!!
my naem is BONGCLOUD. maek a note dued...

The boungcloud attack is awesome, but what if someone doesn't reply e5 to e4(which is a very poor response as it allows white so many openings and gambit that he can try to win wherever and however he or she wants)? c5 can still go into boundcloud(sort of) but d5, not so much. Try queenside boungcloud. And it is not bongcloud.

Wow i thought this thread was dead and buried!
Anyway, 2.Ke2 seems to be ok against 1...e5 and 1...c5 if you are just playing some social games. I have some boungcloud games of mine in one of my blog posts including games using it against 1...c5. Have a look if you wish srn347.
(just dont take it all too serious!)

Won't work, f7 is left weak to bishop and queen attacks. The boundcloud attack is like the 3rd rank defense, it is beatable but difficult for a human to crack.

2.Nf3 is a very well known and respectful move.
as for your point that it blocks the queens diagonal, it's a fault statement, as the queen hasn't got to get out early.
2.Nf3 is the most natural and promising move in this position.

kosmeg wrote:
I've lost from Fritz9 in 28 moves.
That's because you obviously don't know any of the theory behind the Boungcloud. Playing with conventional stategies is the worst thing you can do in the Boungcloud. Why did I never see your king go past the second rank during the whole game? Study some theory, and then try playing the Boungcloud.

The trench defense and anti moxin both prove to have major weaknesses. I suggest either using a boungcloud as black to have a battle of kings, or start with the queen out(and some other pieces) and try to stop the enemy king.

You guys are misunderstanding the entire point of the boungcloud.
The point is to get white's king to his "Winter Fortress", the dynamic g3/h3 squares. He can execute a "pendulum", or constant movement between g3 and h3 to counter every threat.
Search up "bongcloud" in downloads, and you'll find a complete guide on how to win written by BM (bongcloudmaster) Andrew Fabbro.
Interesting but useless, no offend. Also,
1)Polgar0 has the lowest rating of 285
2)timmaylivinalie's rating is 294.
3) Larry Bougcloud's rating is 347.
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