Scotch game is obviously best
I usually play the Göring Gambit after 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4
I play e5 against e4 and Nf6 against d4
If I am playing against the French Defense, I will do the exchange variation to annoy people. 😈
If I am playing against the Caro-Kann Defense, I will also do the exchange variation.
If I am playing against the Sicilian Defense, I do 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5.
If I am playing against the Philidor Defense, I do Bb5.
If I am playing against the Petrov's Defense, I capture the free pawn.
If I am playing against the Alekhine's Defense, I kick the knight.
If I am playing against the Scandinavian Defense, I capture the pawn.
As black
If I am playing against the Vienna Game, I do the Falkbeer Variation.
If I am playing against the Center Game, I capture the pawn.
Scotch game is obviously best
I usually play the Göring Gambit after 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4
I play e5 against e4 and Nf6 against d4
If I am playing against the French Defense, I will do the exchange variation to annoy people. 😈
If I am playing against the Caro-Kann Defense, I will also do the exchange variation.
If I am playing against the Sicilian Defense, I do 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5.
If I am playing against the Philidor Defense, I do Bb5.
If I am playing against the Petrov's Defense, I capture the free pawn.
If I am playing against the Alekhine's Defense, I kick the knight.
If I am playing against the Scandinavian Defense, I capture the pawn.
As black
If I am playing against the Vienna Game, I do the Falkbeer Variation.
If I am playing against the Center Game, I capture the pawn.
HOW DARE YOU USE EXCHANGE AGAINST CARO WAHHH
Edit: AND AGAINST FRENCH TOO? You really are a monster. (This is all a joke btw lol)