Envented a new opening-how do I get credit 4 it?

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BirdsDaWord

You know one thing I hate?  Canned laughter.  You know why?  The jokes aren't funny, but people are still laughing.  If it ain't funny, no laugh from me. 

Dark_N_Stormy_Knight

The Macleod attack still remains in the Chess.com openings section.  You'll have to expunge it.  

ponz111

or ignore it. I mean who ever heard of "Macleod"?

RichColorado

How about calling it "The Envented Opening" since nobody knows how to spell? Including myself.

 


Fred-Splott
  Urban dictionary:

<<Ponz
 
 
A person who has little to no qualities that make them interesting to other people or a certain group of people.>>
Fred-Splott

OK the opening is the Lopez Opening and it is considered to be refuted by 2 .... d5.

Pacifique

You should be joker, troll or total patzer to claim that position after 1. e4 e5 2. c3 Nf6 3. Nf3 Nxe4 4. Qe2 d5 5. d3 Nf6 6. Nxe5  is better for white. Black will play 6...Be7 with 0-0 and Re8 to follow and white will need to waste tempo to move queen out of e-file. Black seems to be at least slightly better.


zborg
joeydvivre wrote:
ponz111 wrote:

or ignore it. I mean who ever heard of "Macleod"?

Highlander?  C'mon - in the top 5 sword fighting TV shows ever.  

Laughing  Not to mention the movie franchise of the same name.  Rivaled only by Underworld.

Fred-Splott

Analysis has revealed that it is not worth analysing.

ponz111

Pacifique, 2. ... Qh4 also refutes this opening if you are a  grandmaster.  But I have won hundreds of games with this opening and it has good practical value--I mean how often do we play grandmasters?

Me only 3 times in my life and I  played  1. d4 and  1. e4 e5  2. Nf3  Nc6     3. d4 and  1. e4  d5. [notice I always manage to play the move d5 or d4 when I play grandmasters]  Maybe just one move should be named after me??

Oh, I forgot, there IS a move named after me!!!!!

Pacifique

LOL You should not be GM to have good positions against such a crap.

lemonchesscake
Steve212000 wrote:
JamieKowalski wrote:

Not anymore;I renamed it the ponz111,in my Fritz opening book. Others should follow suit shortly. :P

lol

lemonchesscake
ponz111 wrote:

or ignore it. I mean who ever heard of "Macleod"?

Me! No jokes I was looking at it a few days ago.Smile

ponz111

Did anyone see the little joke in the name of this "new" opening?

In any event I am one of the few [if any] players on chess.com who in real life had a real opening or move named after him!

ponz111

Is there a Mr. D'Vivre playing on Chess.Com [someone who had a real opening or move named after him and also on Chess.com]

Anyone,  did you or do you see the joke in the name of the opening? 

waffllemaster
ponz111 wrote:

Pacifique, 2. ... Qh4 also refutes this opening if you are a  grandmaster.  But I have won hundreds of games with this opening and it has good practical value--I mean how often do we play grandmasters?

Me only 3 times in my life and I  played  1. d4 and  1. e4 e5  2. Nf3  Nc6     3. d4 and  1. e4  d5. [notice I always manage to play the move d5 or d4 when I play grandmasters]  Maybe just one move should be named after me??

Oh, I forgot, there IS a move named after me!!!!!

lol, very nice Smile

zborg
ponz111 wrote:

Is there a Mr. D'Vivre playing on Chess.Com [someone who had a real opening or move named after him and also on Chess.com]

Anyone,  did you or do you see the joke in the name of the opening? 

Some of us are slow.  Myself included.

And the little joke inside a "1/2 Ponziani scheme" is?  Thanks in advance, David.

Is the joke a Ponzi Scheme with no payout? Or no pay-in?  Beats me.  Laughing

jontsef

what name?

ponz111

Ponzi scheme is a investment fraud where people are promised a large return with little or no risk.

Me asking that a silly, unsound, opening being named after me is me asking for something without paying my dues or taking a real risk.  I want a good return for little or no risk.

"Envented" also a clue "4 it" also a little clue.

Than I gave a lot of silly analysis that no player master or above would ever give as "legitimate"

And accepted that 2. ... Qh4 was a good defense.  My "analysis" after 2. ...Nf6 was completely stupid.  

ponz111

Here is Plenty nailed it when he said: "Ponz is a very experienced player who has derided the claims to "envent" openings prevalent with bad players on this site." 

Many of you caught on to this....Wink