French VS. Sicilian

Both of them suck because French:

Whatever you do, f6 will ruin it for white.

Sicilian: Learn the Alapin and crush me.

I like the French more personally but Sicilian is quite fun as well when I played it.

Lol, I dont think that is the right moves for black in the French.

Also, f6 is a pawn break but it does not guarantee a win for black. With correct play, white can come out of the opening with a pretty good position. 

What? Qe7?

I like using both bishops so Sicilian. 

queen E7

French

Cause I can fry people with it

I'm more of a French

Defense player although I play a little Sicilian if after 1.e4 36 2.Nf3 c5. I still need to study the Taimanov but I usually never get to that position. But I can show you a little trick in the French that almost all players around my level play.

Qe7 blocks the threat. White is still probably better though.

Yes but you always have pressure on f7 and some qb5+ ideas later

True.