My eyes are bleeding
Grandmaster secrets--can you beat the Caro-Kann?

I really ought to create a ban on people doing game analyses on my games. This way, no one's eyes can hurt by the patzer's analysis.

I also play the Caro-Kann, and have for years. As I play E4, I also play against it. I like to attack the black bishop with an early g4 supported by the queen attacking the bishop. Then, I work to advance all the kingside pawns and eventually force the exchange of bishops. Although this looks risky, played correctly it's perfectly safe and gives white a good king side attack on the Caro-Kann.
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