@uhohspaghettio: One thing to keep in mind is that not everyone sees things the same way, and not everyone interprets things the same way. If you look at my first post for example, you might think that I made it clear that I'm okay with an opening of questionable soundness. But if you look at the posts of several people in this thread, you will see that they interpreted my post as meaning that I am looking for an opening that is absolutely sound, with no risk. That is not what I meant at all, but in my opinion, there's no need to get worked up over it. These people misunderstood me and if they want to look at it that way they can.
Regarding the specific thread you brought up, I can see where you guys might have disagreed. The Petroff is indeed a very drawish opening, but I think that MountainGorilla was trying to say that at lower levels, it isn't quite as drawish and can lead to some interesting play. I know for example that the Cochrane Gambit is a bit interesting, as risky as it may seem. Now, what "drawish" means is up for interpretation. You might take it to mean that the opening draws more than the average opening. He might take it to mean that it draws more than say, 40% of the time. All I can say is that you have to agree to disagree and move on, rather than insulting one another every chance you get. It really makes both of you guys look bad.
As for the last comment, I would like to point out that while thinking you know and actually knowing are two different things, it is practically impossible to tell which category you fall under. With just about anything as complicated as chess, I think I know what I know, but do I really know? I don't know.
It might be a lost cause, but I'm holding out hope that the two of you can work something out. Differing opinions do not have to lead to insults and hatred.
I reccomend the Blumenfeld Gambit (1.d4 Nf6 2.c4 e6 3. Nf3 c5 4.d5 b5!?) but unfortunately it can't be played after 3. Nc3, if you're looking for 'unavoidable' stuff go with the Dutch, the classical (1.d4 f5 2.c4 Nf6 3.Nc3 e6 4.g2 Be7) and the stonewall (4...d5) have worked best for me.