Madagascan Defense

I have created a few... more WORTHY openings.

sadkid2008 said >>>  "It is my ultimate purpose in life to create openings and nothing will lead me away from this path."

Be3 >>> I received a communique from a group of Neptunians dedicated to opening innovations. They were laughing their asterwobbles off at you. They are interested in hiring you for a comedy stint  at their annual Solar System Games Convention. It will be held in Antananarivo, Madagascar. 

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You need a vacation sadkid2008. Try this...

both are terrible.

You have been fooled and bamboozled. That communication was in reality sent by my martian friend to see if you were even competent enough to detect deceit.

And he passed! Well done, my human friend.

Nice try sadkid---My Neptunian friends use a secure transmission frippindoggle. 

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Think about their offer--You could use the money to buy a new saucer.

And by the way sadkid-----No interplanetary dealings until you join the Embassy!

Martian? If I'm not mistaken, he's a celery from Saturn. Or maybe he's just impersonating one.

Don't U peeps ever play chess?

playing chess? That sounds like a waste of time.

Making worthless openings? That sounds like a waste of time.

Может, марсианец выйдет замуж за креветку.