My own opening
Its ok im sorry you dont enjoy this kind of stuff but I honestly enjoy people talking about there opening and if you don't enjoy this kind of stuff then im sorry but im going to contioue testing it tilli t improves.My last 5 min blitz game I won against a snper1.

You can choose to play this opening, I respect your choice. However, I do not think you can win a game against Bobby Fischer with this opening.

mine is sKN>VGJlka.uw,,,,, and draw offer a million times resign 10 and play all your pawns 2 squares no matter what.and after bxf7 rf8 wins the bishop so don't do that
Ok but what are you going to do when you get someone that just sacrifices a pawn with say 1. f4 d5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Kf2? e5 4. fxe5 (4. Nxe5 Nxe5 5. fxe5 Qh5+ 6. g3 Qd4+ 7. e3 Qxe5 is just =/+) 4...f6 5. exf6 Nxf6 with a massive lead in devolpment and open lines for the pawn?
This is probably the most serious response you are going to get, stop craping on the forums.
Well this is an opening i hope its not taken.I know theresa bongcloud opening but This will be my own varation