Open good bye letter for the spirit of d4
you know you are a hopeless chess fan when you start writing letters to the opening moves like their your family or friends.
Those pieces are my only friends. I keep them on my dashbord in my van down by the river.
How many slumber parties does this guy have?
you know you are a hopeless chess fan when you start writing letters to the opening moves like their your family or friends.
Those pieces are my only friends. I keep them on my dashbord in my van down by the river.
wow Tmimitw no wonder you live in a van down by a river you keep chess pieces on your dashboard. Do you play chess while your driving?
Great thread. Unfortunately, I am extremely uncreative.
If you are uncreative, you wouldn't get all these hidden jokes in the letters, and therefore you wouldn't call it a "great thread". There's some creativity in you, kid.
P.S. Isn't rubidium an element of the periodic table?
dear d4 f5
thanks for the perfect score you have given to me when I am with you, I apreciate the lines ranging from classical to Lenningrad to Stonewall. maybe there is a way I can list them all, to lazy for now, so let me not say how, and I will bid adue
jet
dear d4 f5
thanks for the perfect score you have given to me when I am with you, I apreciate the lines ranging from classical to Lenningrad to Stonewall. maybe there is a way I can list them all, to lazy for now, so let me not say how, and I will bid adue
jet
You are a very creative speller.
Dear 1. a4, thank you for making me laugh my head off... except when I lose to you!-me.
Dear 1...a6, I HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE... Sincerely, Karpov.
dear d4 f5
thanks for the perfect score you have given to me when I am with you, I apreciate the lines ranging from classical to Lenningrad to Stonewall. maybe there is a way I can list them all, to lazy for now, so let me not say how, and I will bid adue
jet
You are a very creative speller.
Dear d4 f5 e4 - Thank you for the perfect OTB score I have with you, and for refuting d4 f5. I am sorry for jetfighter and yet am glad that now the dutch shall no longer be used.
Dear Openings Forum,
I am a knight at a small mid-western college. I read your threads regularly but never thought I would have anything of note to post myself. Until last week, that is. Usually I go for Italian girls – you know, those hot Sicilian chicks with a bit of an edge to them. But this time it was different. I was doing my usual daily grind on f3 when out of the corner of my eye, this tall dark dame caught my eye. There was something about her that was intimidating- so tall! She just exuded power and raw danger. And such majesty! I wasn’t sure whether I would be able to resist her, even if I wanted to. I winked at her and she sidled up to an adjoining square. “Hey big boy,” she chuckled at me. Before I even knew what was happening, she was all over me! I felt exposed, open, and even though I knew I should be afraid for my life, I decided to take a chance and do the dance with this lady. My pawns were down around my ankles in a flash and I could not resist. Now I’m not a religious man, but when I saw two bishops standing nearby while she took me, cheering her on, I knew this was something special. Long story short, the mate was quick, brutal, and memorable. I will never forget her, that queen of the night. Thanks for listening,
- Lancelot
dear d4 f5
thanks for the perfect score you have given to me when I am with you, I apreciate the lines ranging from classical to Lenningrad to Stonewall. maybe there is a way I can list them all, to lazy for now, so let me not say how, and I will bid adue
jet
You are a very creative speller.
Dear d4 f5 e4 - Thank you for the perfect OTB score I have with you, and for refuting d4 f5. I am sorry for jetfighter and yet am glad that now the dutch shall no longer be used.
It is not refuted just a different challange you have set up.
Dear d4
ever hear about waiting for e4 to be played first, e stands for energetic, d stands for dull, so while your games are filled with long lulls between the action, e4's are filled with many an attraction. and don't start about your worst variation, that QSFL, it is a patzer opening for a reason, that some people refuse to abandon, but hey everyone is sentamentle, thats the way I am with e4 e5 f4