Rank Every Defense Against 1. E4 From Favorite To Least Favorite (In Your Opinion)

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SimsimusBerbar

@olster2112 the opening I use against another opening are called "weapons". It's just sounds very cool. I just want one situation where the sicilian or e5 can be sharp for both sides despite 0.0 in both. Yes, I like when I get a comfortable position despite being "dubious", that's the beauty of chess: I don't play what's best, I play what seems to me the best. That's the exact reason I'm really selective when choosing a repertoire, because of intuition, not because of Stockfish. I don't play the Sicilian because it's cramped, and I don't play e5 because White has a million ways to annihilate me.

Sorry about my anger when you put Scandi 7th place, just it deserves better.

SimsimusBerbar

This is some mainline in the Masters' Database. Don't tell me this is not cramped, how do you develop the pieces if you suffer such displeasant position?

Another reason for me to not play the Sicilian: White has 20 moves he can play on move 1 after the Sicilian, and even in the Open Sicilian there's a million ways White can play and have a comfortable position. Give me 2 reasons to play the Sicilian or other absurd stuff GMs play like the Ruy Lopez or QGD.

Hydrahta
d4iscrazy wrote:
Hydrahta wrote:
PotatoesAndChess wrote:
Hydrahta wrote:
d4iscrazy wrote:
Hydrahta wrote:
d4iscrazy wrote:
Hydrahta wrote:

I wouldnt want to castle kingside anymore, and i also just gave up the center

it's called a joke.

like what ur mom made

sorry i had to

wow so funny not another 8 year old

i do not take kindly to being called an 8 year old

So you want us to just lie to you about your age?

how would you feel if i called you an 8 year old

Lying about your age is something you shouldn't do

calling people immature is something you shouldn't do

grantli

sicilian in rapid and classical, french and open game in bullet and blitz

SimsimusBerbar
d4iscrazy wrote:
SimsimusBerbar wrote:

This is some mainline in the Masters' Database. Don't tell me this is not cramped, how do you develop the pieces if you suffer such displeasant position?

Another reason for me to not play the Sicilian: White has 20 moves he can play on move 1 after the Sicilian, and even in the Open Sicilian there's a million ways White can play and have a comfortable position. Give me 2 reasons to play the Sicilian or other absurd stuff GMs play like the Ruy Lopez or QGD.

okay troll. that last part proved it. how tf is the ruy lopez or qgd absurd but the scandinavian is better?

Scandinavian has something that rl or qgd don't have: A comfortable game and theoretical lines you can count with your hand. In the Nf6 Scandi, you have comfortable positions and straightforward plans. In Masters' openings, people have a million ways to play and they choose the most drawish one. I cannot do this, I cannot play something and adapt depending on my opponent's weapons in general. Masters play unbelievably impractical positions and hope their theory deep of 20 moves in the Sicilian will grant them a free draw. Why don't you destroy chess faster by playing a Petroff or something with repetition early on? I'm not a GM, because I don't want to. I prefer having fun with comfortable positions to play than dumb opening lines by masters.

AngryPuffer

seems much easier for white to play

SimsimusBerbar

Now I understand why chess.com is despicable.

Dabi
Hydrahta wrote:

also, i changed my mind

S: Everything
F: French

i have a grudge against the french defense

Same bro

French is utter trash

Ilampozhil25

chess.com people be like:

"french is trash, caro is god, scandi is both trash and god, sicilian is the worst thing you can play ever" 

grantli

i feel like the reason for that is because the french exchange is more symmetrical than the caro kann exchange, and i don't think anyone likes french exchange

Refrigerator321
Hydrahta wrote:
PotatoesAndChess wrote:
Hydrahta wrote:
d4iscrazy wrote:
Hydrahta wrote:
d4iscrazy wrote:
Hydrahta wrote:

I wouldnt want to castle kingside anymore, and i also just gave up the center

it's called a joke.

like what ur mom made

sorry i had to

wow so funny not another 8 year old

i do not take kindly to being called an 8 year old

So you want us to just lie to you about your age?

how would you feel if i called you an 8 year old

How would you feel if I posted a your mom joke on a chess.com forum

Dabi
PotatoesAndChess wrote:
Hydrahta wrote:
PotatoesAndChess wrote:
Hydrahta wrote:
d4iscrazy wrote:
Hydrahta wrote:
d4iscrazy wrote:
Hydrahta wrote:

I wouldnt want to castle kingside anymore, and i also just gave up the center

it's called a joke.

like what ur mom made

sorry i had to

wow so funny not another 8 year old

i do not take kindly to being called an 8 year old

So you want us to just lie to you about your age?

how would you feel if i called you an 8 year old

How would you feel if I posted a your mom joke on a chess.com forum

Yooo this guy's something

Gimme friend request dude

ZiyaAsad

20: b5

19: h5

18: f5

17: a5

16: f6

15: Na6

14: Nh6

13: h6

12: g5

11: a6

10: b6 Owen’s Defense

9: Nc6 Nimzowitsch Defense

8: Nf6 Alekhine’s Defense

7: d5 Scandinavian Defense

6: g6 Modern Defense with 1.e4

5: d6 Pirc Defense

4: c6 Caro-Kann Defense

3: e6 French Defense

2: e5 King’s Pawn Opening

1: c5 Sicilian Defense

pleewo
AngryPuffer wrote:

people enjoy the caro? whats so fun about it?

It’s quite fun 🤩

1Lindamea1

1. Sicilian

2. French

3. Caro-kann

4. Modern

5. Nimzowitch

6. Scandinavian

7. Owens

8. e5

9. St.George

10. Pirc

11. Alekhine

12. The BOOOORG

13. Duras

14. Barnes

15. bad

Refrigerator321
lassus_dinnao wrote:

1. Sicilian

2. French

3. Caro-kann

4. Modern

5. Nimzowitch

6. Scandinavian

7. Owens

8. e5

9. St.George

10. Pirc

11. Alekhine

12. The BOOOORG

13. Duras

14. Barnes

15. bad

Ok wow that is the weirdest list I've ever seen

Sicilian at one is reasonable and French and Caro up there is good, but e5, the top computer move, the number two move in the master database, the most concrete, objectively good, and resistant defense, at number EIGHT?!

apparently the duras gambit, losing a pawn and severely weakening your king, is less bad than h6, which does nothing but at least slightly improves your position

The pirc is lower than the Owens, which is barely sound, and the st. george, which barely accomplishes anything?

This is definitely the strangest ranking I've ever seen, but maybe, just maybe, not the worst

Dabi

Modern defense is better than Sicilian

1Lindamea1
PotatoesAndChess написал:
lassus_dinnao wrote:

1. Sicilian

2. French

3. Caro-kann

4. Modern

5. Nimzowitch

6. Scandinavian

7. Owens

8. e5

9. St.George

10. Pirc

11. Alekhine

12. The BOOOORG

13. Duras

14. Barnes

15. bad

Ok wow that is the weirdest list I've ever seen

Sicilian at one is reasonable and French and Caro up there is good, but e5, the top computer move, the number two move in the master database, the most concrete, objectively good, and resistant defense, at number EIGHT?!

apparently the duras gambit, losing a pawn and severely weakening your king, is less bad than h6, which does nothing but at least slightly improves your position

The pirc is lower than the Owens, which is barely sound, and the st. george, which barely accomplishes anything?

This is definitely the strangest ranking I've ever seen, but maybe, just maybe, not the worst

I just hate e5 and pirc seems boring

Ilampozhil25

i just hate caro

but if i put it low then all the caro fans will hunt for my head

but you are just allowed to hate e5 without consequence

wth

1Lindamea1
Ilampozhil25 написал:

i just hate caro

but if i put it low then all the caro fans will hunt for my head

but you are just allowed to hate e5 without consequence

wth

Nobody likes caro. we play it only because of the huge win rate that it can give