What is the stupidest opening ever?

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RalphHayward

@Nat_Sem Oh my goodness gracious me. I'd not seen that line before. Had to google it, but it's well worth doing so for any aficionado of total and unutterable blithering nonsense on the chessboard. It really is catastrophically atrocious. Very well nominated indeed!

pokemon_8787
I think the stupidest opening ever is the sodium attack.Na3
GavinTheKing668

The Swisheringly Sly Gambit