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Why do people play the French?

The French Defense is the fastest-growing disease in the game. The Frenchwalkers convince people to play the French Defense, claiming that it’s solid at every level. When, in reality, it corrupts your mind and forces you to spread the disease. I have witnessed this firsthand. I have seen a man whose senses were distorted by the mere thought of the French Defense. The victim is born playing the French Defense, and dies playing the French Defense. Studies show the only way to cure this disease is to play checkers instead.
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