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Was gonna make a gay joke, butt fuck it
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No, gay jokes aren't funny! You should know better like cum on guys!
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I don't know what's worse puns or paronomasia.

 

 

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17rileyc wrote:

How do astronomers organize a party? They planet

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17rileyc wrote:

How do astronomers organize a party? They planet

But they're never any good...no atmosphere

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Bilbo21 wrote:
17rileyc wrote:

How do astronomers organize a party? They planet

But they're never any good...no atmosphere

They need axis to better supplies.

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She was the stableman's daughter and all the horse-man nu-er.
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No matter how how much a French recipe calls for, one egg will always be un oeuf.

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Je ne va crois pas dans que recipe avec seulement un oeuf, mais c'est important de rire! Mes amis francais, est cette vrai ou non?

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Je pense que vous avez un beau accent de francais.

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learningthemoves wrote:

Je ne va crois pas dans que recipe avec seulement un oeuf, mais c'est important de rire! Mes amis francais, est cette vrai ou non?

C'est simple, la recette! Faites-vous une omelette avec seulement un oeuf!

Vous avez raison à l'importance de rire.

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Did you hear about the guy who eats chess sets? He holds the record for most passed pawns.

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Knight_Terror wrote:
She was the stableman's daughter and all the horse-man nu-er.

She was only the tobacconist's daughter, but she'd shag on the counter for half a crown.

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BlargDragon wrote:
Bilbo21 wrote:
17rileyc wrote:

How do astronomers organize a party? They planet

But they're never any good...no atmosphere

They need axis to better supplies.

Eh...

Nope.

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no

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Breaking news:

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on I-70. The police are telling the public to be on the look out for 16 hardened criminals.

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'Whats a pun...... lol grin.png happy.png surprise.png (kidding)

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https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/what-s-a-knight

I can't just 'make' a pun, but I can quote one from another forum.
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What's the difference between a pun and a really lame joke?