worst pun contest

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THELASTPRESTIGE
Was gonna make a gay joke, butt fuck it
THELASTPRESTIGE
No, gay jokes aren't funny! You should know better like cum on guys!
learningthemoves

I don't know what's worse puns or paronomasia.

 

 

etc2000chess
17rileyc wrote:

How do astronomers organize a party? They planet

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Bilbo21
17rileyc wrote:

How do astronomers organize a party? They planet

But they're never any good...no atmosphere

BlargDragon
Bilbo21 wrote:
17rileyc wrote:

How do astronomers organize a party? They planet

But they're never any good...no atmosphere

They need axis to better supplies.

DrSpudnik

Knight_Terror
She was the stableman's daughter and all the horse-man nu-er.
BlargDragon

No matter how how much a French recipe calls for, one egg will always be un oeuf.

learningthemoves

Je ne va crois pas dans que recipe avec seulement un oeuf, mais c'est important de rire! Mes amis francais, est cette vrai ou non?

Bilbo21

Je pense que vous avez un beau accent de francais.

BlargDragon
learningthemoves wrote:

Je ne va crois pas dans que recipe avec seulement un oeuf, mais c'est important de rire! Mes amis francais, est cette vrai ou non?

C'est simple, la recette! Faites-vous une omelette avec seulement un oeuf!

Vous avez raison à l'importance de rire.

eyeronic

Did you hear about the guy who eats chess sets? He holds the record for most passed pawns.

Gil-Gandel
Knight_Terror wrote:
She was the stableman's daughter and all the horse-man nu-er.

She was only the tobacconist's daughter, but she'd shag on the counter for half a crown.

etc2000chess
BlargDragon wrote:
Bilbo21 wrote:
17rileyc wrote:

How do astronomers organize a party? They planet

But they're never any good...no atmosphere

They need axis to better supplies.

Eh...

Nope.

tigerzcat

no

SmyslovFan

Breaking news:

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tigerzcat

'Whats a pun...... lol grin.png happy.png surprise.png (kidding)

ilikewindmills
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/what-s-a-knight

I can't just 'make' a pun, but I can quote one from another forum.
DrSpudnik

What's the difference between a pun and a really lame joke?