Chess History: maneuvers off the board

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autobunny

the intro music by OMD (orchestral manoeuvres in the dark) on enola gay should provide an impending sense of doom & destruction that this thread is all about.

we won't be discussing material imbalances, pawn structures, or mating patterns (organic ones perhaps) but instead the more interesting going-ons off the board.

feel free to contribute.


 

Table of contents

1. The Krush King Slap

2. The Gormally Knockout

3. The Gypsy Sendoff

4. The Kirsan Connection

5. Revenge of the Dorks

6. The Short Rejection 

7. Borislav Ivanov's winning shoes

8. Korchnoi, the grouch

9. Kasparov's political misadventures

10. Kasparov's 1 step back for a man, a giant step forward for technology

11. Korchnoi plays dead people

12. The Mask of Ivanchuk

13. The Tkachiev PassOut

14. The Pipi files

15. The F-ing Legend

16. The Fan God brings in the fans

17. Everybody cheat now


1. The Krush King Slap

while it happened OTB, the king flew off the board, so it qualifies.

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2. The Gormally Knockout

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the disingenious reporters dubbed it gormally gate.

https://www.smh.com.au/world/chess-queen-triggers-gormallygate-20060608-gdnpdv.html

Well someone who dances like this 

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With someone who dances like this 

 

 

anyway aronian got his girl in the end.

https://en.chessbase.com/post/and-they-lived-happily-ever-after

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3. The Gypsy Sendoff

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https://www.chess.com/news/view/key-players-respond-to-kovalyov-incident

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4. The Kirsan Connection

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badenwurtca wrote:

Regarding Item #3 I still feel that the Canadian Chess Federation should have hauled that clown Kovalyov into court. Also he should be banned from ever visiting Canada ( awful fellow that  lol ). 

he should have gone for the regular guy look

autobunny

What?  No contributions from the community?   Well I guess it's up to the bunny then. 


5. Revenge of the Dorks

https://www.chess.com/news/view/breaking-dvorkovich-elected-fide-president

The biggest news of all, the alien abductee jock was ousted by dvorky. 

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Dvorky tries to relate to Kirsan fans with his impression of the famous 'because aliens' pose but ...

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Who will play chess with the dictators now?  Especially since the latter were deposed/disposed.

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6. The Short Rejection 

https://en.chessbase.com/post/short-cheparinov-handshake-game-ends-1-0

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Long story short, Ivan Cheparinov basically says Ivan nothing to do with Short without so much as lifting his hand but Short refused to be short changed, went to the arbiter and short-circuited his win.

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7. Borislav Ivanov's winning shoes

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borislav_Ivanov

Read all about it in the wiki link if you've been under a rock for the past few years.

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Now this is the stud we want running fide.  Fashion, girls, weed, driving license,  money  - no problem.

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OK maybe some problems when borislav runs afoul of the law ...

autobunny

We're up to #7 here folks.   Nothing from the community? 

lofina_eidel_ismail

Alright bunny 🐰 

How about GM Simon "Ginger" Williams & WIM Fiona Steil-Antoni singing Aqua's Barbie Girl?

Can't seem to find that link 🔗 now🙆

autobunny
lofina_eidel_ismail wrote:

Alright bunny 🐰 

How about GM Simon "Ginger" Williams & WIM Fiona Steil-Antoni singing Aqua's Barbie Girl?

Can't seem to find that link 🔗 now🙆

Wow never even knew about this or their collaboration. 

https://mobile.twitter.com/fionchetta/status/764072271711305728

lofina_eidel_ismail

Thanks Bunny 🐰 

😋🤗☺😇

Simon didn't sing though... . . ..........

autobunny

Probably a very wise choice for the old ginger. 

lofina_eidel_ismail

WGM Sharevich's "33 cows"

lofina_eidel_ismail

Ok, I should have typed in a " warning"  label like they do on prescription medications. ..... . ......

"turn the volume 📻 down least your ears 👂 bleed"

autobunny

There'll never be another smyslov

lofina_eidel_ismail

GM Gustafsson gets an Ice ❄ Bucket ........

lofina_eidel_ismail
autobunny wrote:

There'll never be another smyslov

 

That sounded better than "33 cows"

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lofina_eidel_ismail wrote:
autobunny wrote:

There'll never be another smyslov

 

That sounded better than "33 cows"

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That video should be dubbed 34 cows to include the singer ...

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8. Korchnoi, the grouch

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the secret to a duel is not just action but also talk.

and nobody embodies this principle better than viktor korchnoi, the burn king.  here's a story.

but enough stories, watch the man in action!

to understand this, he had a bad experience with a cow once before

even the clock is not spared!

autographs will not be forgotten, but may be denied

here viktor just could not let go of leko.

edit:

he calls karpov a FISH!