Doesn't he look like a dork with that stupid piano?
Conquistador!!

I don't think Conquistador is the real Conquistador. I think he's been captured by windoze and put in "detention".
I mean, come on, it's been years since I've heard any Michigan bashing out of our prodigal son.
Or...maybe the badgers got him.

I don't think Conquistador is the real Conquistador. I think he's been captured by windoze and put in "detention".
I mean, come on, it's been years since I've heard any Michigan bashing out of our prodigal son.
Or...maybe the badgers got him.
University of Michigan fans are the rudest out there. When their football team loses a game, they flip their cars over and set them on fire.

That pic was taken at a Denny's, but not an ISUCK.
What kind of place runs out of milk at 8:00 in the morning? In addition, it does not take 45 minutes to flip a pancake!

I don't think Conquistador is the real Conquistador. I think he's been captured by windoze and put in "detention".
I mean, come on, it's been years since I've heard any Michigan bashing out of our prodigal son.
Or...maybe the badgers got him.
University of Michigan fans are the rudest out there. When their football team loses a game, they flip their cars over and set them on fire.
That's Lansing, not Ann Arbor.

I was hoping for something more caustic. Can't be Conquistador.
Every woman in Michigan is drop dead gorgeous. The people of Detroit are probably the best drivers in the country. I love Unions!
I dreamt I saw Joe Hill last night
alive as you and me...

I don't think Conquistador is the real Conquistador. I think he's been captured by windoze and put in "detention".
I mean, come on, it's been years since I've heard any Michigan bashing out of our prodigal son.
Or...maybe the badgers got him.
University of Michigan fans are the rudest out there. When their football team loses a game, they flip their cars over and set them on fire.
That's Lansing, not Ann Arbor.
What?! There was no smoke coming from my hometown! I tell ya it was coming from the northeast!

I was hoping for something more caustic. Can't be Conquistador.
Every woman in Michigan is drop dead gorgeous. The people of Detroit are probably the best drivers in the country. I love Unions!
I dreamt I saw Joe Hill last night
alive as you and me...
Gah! If you see a good looking woman in Michigan, you should ask them, "So what state are you from?"
Michigan drivers are like darned squirrels. They wait until you get close and then run out into the road and I have to stomp on my breaks! Plus every light is green to them! Animals.

I don't think Conquistador is the real Conquistador. I think he's been captured by windoze and put in "detention".
I mean, come on, it's been years since I've heard any Michigan bashing out of our prodigal son.
Or...maybe the badgers got him.
University of Michigan fans are the rudest out there. When their football team loses a game, they flip their cars over and set them on fire.
That's Lansing, not Ann Arbor.
What?! There was no smoke coming from my hometown! I tell ya it was coming from the northeast!
Ewww! You're from Lansing?! I guess they do have a lot of drugs there, and...well, that's it

I don't think Conquistador is the real Conquistador. I think he's been captured by windoze and put in "detention".
I mean, come on, it's been years since I've heard any Michigan bashing out of our prodigal son.
Or...maybe the badgers got him.
University of Michigan fans are the rudest out there. When their football team loses a game, they flip their cars over and set them on fire.
That's Lansing, not Ann Arbor.
What?! There was no smoke coming from my hometown! I tell ya it was coming from the northeast!
Ewww! You're from Lansing?! I guess they do have a lot of drugs there, and...well, that's it
I may be a fan of the Bongcloud, and...I think I sunk my ship
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