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Wow, this is an amazing account, I can't believe you aren't getting more offers! I would pay a million hryvna (being Ukrainian you naturally want paid in hryvna) for it right now! But I just discovered that I'm really your long-lost son so it would be cheaper to just kill you and inherit it.

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omg wow

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TheronG12 wrote:

Wow, this is an amazing account, I can't believe you aren't getting more offers! I would pay a million hryvna (being Ukrainian you naturally want paid in hryvna) for it right now! But I just discovered that I'm really your long-lost son so it would be cheaper to just kill you and inherit it.

LOLZ!

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TheronG12 wrote:

Wow, this is an amazing account, I can't believe you aren't getting more offers! I would pay a million hryvna (being Ukrainian you naturally want paid in hryvna) for it right now! But I just discovered that I'm really your long-lost son so it would be cheaper to just kill you and inherit it.

And then I kill you, and inherit it myself.

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Only if I can replace the profile photo with my own handsome face.

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I went ahead and solved a few more puzzles today.  100% pass rate!!  Bid now, this account will only get more valuable!

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TheronG12 wrote:

Wow, this is an amazing account, I can't believe you aren't getting more offers! I would pay a million hryvna (being Ukrainian you naturally want paid in hryvna) for it right now! But I just discovered that I'm really your long-lost son so it would be cheaper to just kill you and inherit it.

I clearly stated BITCOIN ONLY.

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Wonders would never end a chess.com account  actually being more valuable than a facebook.com account... Sounds unbelievable,  but folks history is happening right before our very eyes...

Who ever seals this deal is guaranteed a place in the Guiness Book of Record for the most valuable acquisition of 2016!!!Laughing

Let the bidding continue!!!

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Haven't sold yet?  I take it for free.

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IRONLUNGCANCER wrote:

I'd like to put my chess.com account up for sale to the general public.  Here are some of the best selling points:

Blocked by no one.
 
Wait until newengland7 gets wind of this
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IRONLUNGCANCER написал:
TheronG12 wrote:

Wow, this is an amazing account, I can't believe you aren't getting more offers! I would pay a million hryvna (being Ukrainian you naturally want paid in hryvna) for it right now! But I just discovered that I'm really your long-lost son so it would be cheaper to just kill you and inherit it.

I clearly stated BITCOIN ONLY.

Apologies, I missed that. Of course, if it's going to cost me a million bitcoin it's definitely cheaper to kill you.

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Oh, of course, only bit coins are permitted.
Does it matter it they were bit by my dog?

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Bilbo21 написал:

Oh, of course, only bit coins are permitted.
Does it matter it they were bit by my dog?

Can you imagine how long it would take your dog to bite a million hryvna?

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I can, but I'd rather imagine I had a million hryvna in the first place.  Maybe I could even buy it some vowels :)

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?????????????????

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He already sold it secretly to someone else or $2.  Now that someone else is trying to sell it at a higher price here.

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IRONLUNGCANCER wrote:

 

I went ahead and solved a few more puzzles today.  100% pass rate!!  Bid now, this account will only get more valuable!

You could make your account a lot more valuable by obtaining membership to exclusive groups. Just a suggestion.

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I'll pay you -1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lets see it. lol

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Bilbo21 wrote:

Oh, of course, only bit coins are permitted.
Does it matter it they were bit by my dog?

Yes. They have to be bit by your fish.