omg wow
My account is for sale, now taking bids!
Wow, this is an amazing account, I can't believe you aren't getting more offers! I would pay a million hryvna (being Ukrainian you naturally want paid in hryvna) for it right now! But I just discovered that I'm really your long-lost son so it would be cheaper to just kill you and inherit it.
LOLZ!
Wow, this is an amazing account, I can't believe you aren't getting more offers! I would pay a million hryvna (being Ukrainian you naturally want paid in hryvna) for it right now! But I just discovered that I'm really your long-lost son so it would be cheaper to just kill you and inherit it.
And then I kill you, and inherit it myself.

I went ahead and solved a few more puzzles today. 100% pass rate!! Bid now, this account will only get more valuable!
Wow, this is an amazing account, I can't believe you aren't getting more offers! I would pay a million hryvna (being Ukrainian you naturally want paid in hryvna) for it right now! But I just discovered that I'm really your long-lost son so it would be cheaper to just kill you and inherit it.
I clearly stated BITCOIN ONLY.
Wonders would never end a chess.com account actually being more valuable than a facebook.com account... Sounds unbelievable, but folks history is happening right before our very eyes...
Who ever seals this deal is guaranteed a place in the Guiness Book of Record for the most valuable acquisition of 2016!!!
Let the bidding continue!!!
I'd like to put my chess.com account up for sale to the general public. Here are some of the best selling points:
Wow, this is an amazing account, I can't believe you aren't getting more offers! I would pay a million hryvna (being Ukrainian you naturally want paid in hryvna) for it right now! But I just discovered that I'm really your long-lost son so it would be cheaper to just kill you and inherit it.
I clearly stated BITCOIN ONLY.
Apologies, I missed that. Of course, if it's going to cost me a million bitcoin it's definitely cheaper to kill you.
Oh, of course, only bit coins are permitted.
Does it matter it they were bit by my dog?
Can you imagine how long it would take your dog to bite a million hryvna?
I can, but I'd rather imagine I had a million hryvna in the first place. Maybe I could even buy it some vowels :)
He already sold it secretly to someone else or $2. Now that someone else is trying to sell it at a higher price here.
Wow, this is an amazing account, I can't believe you aren't getting more offers! I would pay a million hryvna (being Ukrainian you naturally want paid in hryvna) for it right now! But I just discovered that I'm really your long-lost son so it would be cheaper to just kill you and inherit it.