My main man Maurice

here maurice slam dunks aronian in sinquefield 2014

carlsen explains how he got triggered by maurice 

maurice comes clean on why he quit the circuit

maurice & his sis on national geo

his voice is a little annoying but nice guy

have you met him in person?

best way to listen to Carlsen is with earplugs in.

I'm too mesmerized by his jaw to hear anything.

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/are-you-good-looking-enough-to-defeat-carlsen?page=2

oh man, that was CRINGE. 

RIP maurice, he was kind of asking for it tho

Maurice has thick skin & it will serve him well.

That´s the real shape of Maurice.

You only can see it on reflections.

I hear he's a riot at Halloween parties where he does the floating head as well.

is this chessinthehood.com? Maybe 2 relevant posts out of 100- which is about M.A. dissing Carlsen. Then the rest was bashing Maurice for his appearance. I've noticed the scum level on chess.com to be relatively high and has challenged my stereotypes of the typical chess player. I thought it had "nerdish" elements, now it's something like "bully/troll scumbags" who should just rot in some ditch somewhere.

Honestly, if I came across some of the posters here, I would probably stab you in some alley without cameras around and leave you for dead,  you know, to make the world a better place?

An old bunny proverb:

A frog in boiling water

has no sense of humor

For in the rising temperature

He sees no future

bang goes the theory that getting titled is a mark of intelligence, i feel very relieved to have not accepted that NM title at this stage.

this miseryguts is either 9 or 99 or thereabouts.

Boiling inside & out.  Actually cleaning up is a pretty good description of my whole career :-). Cool down frog.  Get a sense of humor.

Go suck on a potato, you giant box