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May 6, 2011
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#5
LisaV wrote:
I think the Canary Islands are way underrepresented in bullet/blitz. If more of us played...I think you'd still maintain the same opinion. :)
On another note, I'm sitting outside with my computer, and a bottle of Malbec, and a squirrel hops on the table and licks up some wine I spilled! Absolutely hilarious!
May 6, 2011
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#6
LisaV wrote:
trysts wrote:
LisaV wrote:
I think the Canary Islands are way underrepresented in bullet/blitz. If more of us played...I think you'd still maintain the same opinion. :)
On another note, I'm sitting outside with my computer, and a bottle of Malbec, and a squirrel hops on the table and licks up some wine I spilled! Absolutely hilarious!
lol The squirrels have you scoped out.
Are you drinking the squirrel under the table?
Well, that squirrel left(didn't like the vintage?), but there are quite a few other squirrels that are just looking at me suspiciously. I don't think they want to chance drinking with me. The last animal(guy) that tried, confessed more than someone should ever know about a person! When you get drunk with married guys, and they start a sentence, "My wife doesn't even know this...", then you may be in that uncomfortable place where you answer any cell-phone call that you get
May 6, 2011
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#7
chessmates wrote:
trysts wrote:
On another note, I'm sitting outside with my computer, and a bottle of Malbec, and a squirrel hops on the table and licks up some wine I spilled! Absolutely hilarious!
On another note, I'm sitting outside with my computer, and a bottle of Malbec, and a squirrel hops on the table and licks up some wine I spilled! Absolutely hilarious!
Wondeful squirrels!
They are wonderful indeed, chessmates!
May 6, 2011
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#8
LisaV wrote:
trysts wrote:
When you get drunk with married guys, and they start a sentence, "My wife doesn't even know this...", then you may be in that uncomfortable place where you answer any cell-phone call that you get
Ooooh, good dish. Great time to turn the cell phone OFF. lol
Hilarious! No, the cell-phone would have rung, even if it was off at that moment, and he never heard it in the first place! That bloody cell-phone was ringing!
May 6, 2011
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#9
LisaV wrote:
What, you don't want to know that he orders bras from her Victoria's Secret catalogue for himself?
Victor's secret, I guess.
Victoria's Secret does have good stuff(but too expensive)! But, he didn't say weird stuff like that, it was more weird stuff about his wife's sister and him a few years ago I think some people get married because they're boring, and all very natural things, i.e., falling for someone else, being attracted to someone else, etc., puts drama in their life. It's pretty funny to me
May 6, 2011
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#10
LisaV wrote:
Just me, but the expense of V. Secret pays intense dividends when the secret of their products becomes exposed.
Wife's sister! Oh, fantastic! Forget group therapy, bartending is the way to go. More, more, tell us more! lol
Sure! He was driving his wife's sister back to her house, and then he said, "I all of the sudden, thought she was the most beautiful creature on earth"! This is not a paraphrase, that's what he said. Of course, he was drinking with me, so he had maybe four drinks at this point. I asked him, "So you did it with her?" He said, "No! I couldn't! I mean that's my kid's Aunt!" Then I said, "So you just dropped her off?" And he said, "How could I?"(seriously) He then continued with something like: "I'm depressed about the whole thing. Whenever I meet a beautiful, intelligent woman, I feel like I must ignore her. Like I must stay away from her. But it hurts both of us." 
At this point I'm ordering another drink because my friends at the bar want to play pool, and I was getting bored quickly. But, he started to say a bunch of silly stuff to me, so I got up and walked back to play pool. Next thing I know, he walks back where we're playing, grabs my cue, then starts to "teach me" how to play pool! Within minutes my cell rings, and it's my friend just seeing what I was up to. I told her I'd be there as quick as possible, and not to worry about anything!
The sexiest, wittiest and most drunk are the Scottish.
May 6, 2011
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#13
LisaV wrote:
Juicy! How flattering. You got hit on by a married guy who confided in you that he can't morally bring himself to bang his wife's hot sister. You have a good friend.
I once got so drunk I hit the cue ball out the window. lol
If you have any other stories.... :)
Oh, he did her alright! Remember when he said he couldn't, because she was his kid's Aunt? Well, he just said that so he could explain to me how he was compelled by forces he usually keeps hidden away
, to do his wife's sister about an hour after he said he couldn't!
Leon83 wrote:
In my humble opinion the strongest European chess players on chess.com if we talk about the bullet and blitz are Serbians,Germans and the British.
A persons country does not effect a persons strength at chess
May 6, 2011
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#15
LisaV wrote:
Were you living in Florida at the time? This sounds like a Florida story. So, how was she? Did he say? lol
I worked with a women who flat out told me in normal (non-alcohol) conversation that her uncle got killed because he got caught cheating with another man's wife. I stammered, 'Oh, I'm sorry to hear that,' to which she dismissed, 'Nothing like that will ever happen to me. I'm gonna be like my sister. She's got five kids from five fathers, and she ain't marrying none of 'em.' I felt like calling social services.
Hilarious! And oddly sad
I was looking for chess in everything i read here and i'm confused.
landix wrote:
I was looking for chess in everything i read here and i'm confused.
Hilarious!
May 6, 2011
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#18
landix wrote:
I was looking for chess in everything i read here and i'm confused.
You're not looking hard enough, landix. Look deeper into the position
My photographic memory is very poor.
In my humble opinion the strongest European chess players on chess.com if we talk about the bullet and blitz are Serbians,Germans and the British.