Why are players from india so good

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chennyluuuu wrote:

Indians r not real they are computers

wdym

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WiChessQueen, you must not be referring to the approximately 15% of Indians who are under or malnourished, or the 30% without reliable access to clean, fresh water. Just imagine how high their chess ratings would soar if they had basically anything to eat or drink that wouldn't carry the risk of Cholera or Typhoid Fever.

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badger_song wrote:

... and fruit bats.

Those insufferable vegan bats who turn up at every bbq just to diss the other bats

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badger_song wrote:

Chess players from India are so good because they make blood sacrifices to the Chess Goddess.

Kaalimaaaa!!!

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sawdof...and they are vegan, this has a polarizing affect, as you point out. Town and gown conflicts often occur when bats from swanky towns like Aspen ,CO mix with more blue-collar bats from towns like Allentown ,PA.

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dragonroar400 wrote:

last time I went to india, i got sick cuz of the bad air

The lungs of foreigners can't handle the truth that is in the air.

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sawdof wrote:
dragonroar400 wrote:

last time I went to india, i got sick cuz of the bad air

The lungs of foreigners can't handle the truth that is in the air.

I got sick from the brown air of Los Angeles.

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The truth is in the air. China and India speak the truth.

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chennyluuuu wrote:

Indians r not real they are computers

Oh no they know way too much. ChatGPT get em.

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here is the train in India picking up the guys heading off to the nearest chess club for banter blitz.

does that answer the forum question ?

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badger_song wrote:

Chess Ace,the Times of India just reported that cosplaying fruit bats is all the rage among Indian chess players. Nobody debates the benefits of inversion therapy, and by taking their cue from fruit bats, Indian chess players have just taken it further. Furthermore there are reports of a new chess training regime wherein Indian players make a boiling, ultra-hot and spicy version of curry, and then consume it . It is said to be a training aid for concentration, trying to appear serene as your insides melt and you void your bowels , all while the chess club membership mocks your defecating form twitching on the floor. Later at the hospital everyone enjoys the latest chess opening's software.

You must be joking. I regularly hear updates from TOI and I haven't heard it. I'm also currently living in India.

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because they start playing at a younger age, l was almost four, before my parents started teaching me. l think it is because they are taught chess moves instead of given pacifiers as infants.

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Nice picture.

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lol,Cuddly

ChessAce,if it's in the Times it's bankable. I think it just shows the commitment of Indians to the game of chess, a game ,whose development, they, like Persia, played a major role in, before giving it as a gift to the rest of the world, kind of like what they did with opium.

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Sounds like the land of good ideas.

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theGoodtheBadandtheCuddly wrote:

well if you wander through India, you find them sitting cross legged under trees, by the side of the road, in temples, lot of people there living the life of Reilly.

with all that contemplation going on, they realised it would come in handy for chess.

naw man i am only joking.

it’s because fishy anand became the Indian world champion and they suddenly realised Indians could make it to the top.

crazy

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Because of our naturally founding chess playing genes. Chess was invented in india.

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talk about blowing your own trumpet!

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"India invented Chess."

So what? England invented football, they haven't won the world cup since 1966 and have never won the euro cup.

So much for being the first to play the beautiful game.