Is "Ohio Chess" possible?

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deadmemer1
1e4-2Nf3isbest wrote:

I would like to make a few points.

A. I'm about to hit 1900(!) after a surge in rapid, so, with all due respect, all of you are just  noobs just incessantly pushing pawns and trying to four move mate each other while being unable to find adequate openings, and 

B. I was once like you, @deadmemer1, trying to stupidly ruin jokes for the sake of pearl-clutching (see: my dumb attempts to ruin the bongcloud opening meme because and the essay I typed about it) but then I realized that NOBODY CAREs IT'S ALL SATIRE

C. This man actually thinks Ohioans care about some chess.com thread about a meme variant Dude probably isn't even from Ohio

A: That doesn't happen in the 700 elo range, that's just for them (Well, almost never. I don't do it.) I play king's pawn opening, Petrov's defense, And the Ruy Lopez when applicable. If I'm playing as black and they start with queen's pawn opening, I'll switch to queen's pawn opening.

B: I care. People ask "bro are you from ohio" as an insult, when I'm ACTUALLY from ohio. How would you like it if you were Mexican and every time you did something wrong people would ask "bro are you from Mexico." ...cUz ThAtS tHe OnLy WaY yOu CoUlD mAkE a MiStAkE iS iF uR mExIcAn, oH bUt ItS jUsT a JoKeeeee 

C: Yes, I'm actually from ohio and yes I care about people making fun of ohio. This place is a regular place and it doesn't have scp monsters running around, the people here aren't a bunch of rednecks or anything else there has been in ohio jokes.

DragonGamer231
Lomoin wrote:
deadmemer1 wrote:
IAMARANDOMCHESS wrote:

Everyone here is low elo expect ScatteredWealth

Yeah but everybody attacking me is like 300 elo and below, at least I've gotten close to 800

cut your wrists

Lomoin has taken this way too far.

A-Grumpy-Cat

Faxs

 

thebiggestidoitinthewest

that sounds like the game patrick made by ducktaping multiple games together and then forced his friends to play. im in.

ren97ren
CoolJamesX wrote:
deadmemer1 wrote:

[It] is offensive to people that live in Ohio.

If my state got its own chess variant, I would be pretty glad, no matter how silly.

What’s it like in Ohio?

deadmemer1
ren97ren wrote:
CoolJamesX wrote:
deadmemer1 wrote:

[It] is offensive to people that live in Ohio.

If my state got its own chess variant, I would be pretty glad, no matter how silly.

What’s it like in Ohio?

Everything is regular, almost to the point where it's boring

FreeStater45
deadmemer1 wrote:
ren97ren wrote:
CoolJamesX wrote:
deadmemer1 wrote:

[It] is offensive to people that live in Ohio.

If my state got its own chess variant, I would be pretty glad, no matter how silly.

What’s it like in Ohio?

Everything is regular, almost to the point where it's boring

Only in Ohio.

ren97ren

Hmmmm is that a coverup 

awesome1184

*sighs* r/anarchychess was around before the whole ohio thing

check out the anarchy game

aryany2k
deadmemer1 wrote:
CoolJamesX wrote:
deadmemer1 wrote:

[It] is offensive to people that live in Ohio.

If my state got its own chess variant, I would be pretty glad, no matter how silly.

Not if it was a joke variant made to make fun of your state and everybody who lives there

We made the ohian mad

A-Grumpy-Cat

Why you posting on a dead forum

 

deadmemer1
VilvaNuvver wrote:
deadmemer1 wrote:
CoolJamesX wrote:
deadmemer1 wrote:

[It] is offensive to people that live in Ohio.

If my state got its own chess variant, I would be pretty glad, no matter how silly.

Not if it was a joke variant made to make fun of your state and everybody who lives there

We made the ohian mad

ohioan*

A-Grumpy-Cat

ofc

Lil_Doggo_TNT

Ohio chess shall start WW3 

PranjalisPresident

If my State got it's own chess variant,i would suggest chess with countries

Shil0hye11

anyone remember how this was about if ohio chess was possible

swatidalvi

Ohio!!!

NikolaYvo

huh? well ohio chess never exists. right?

-Yvo 7:36pm November 23, 2023

NikolaYvo

whats 6x + 12 = ?

Mathematics: Solve by "x"

Zolaxain

@NikolaYvo You gave a problem with two variables. You basically said y = 6x + 12, solve for x. Unless you are talking about the zero of the equation, but you should have written it as 6x + 12 = 0, not 6x + 12 = ?. If you are referring to the zero, then the zero is x = -2.