- And what’s zoo chess that’s crazy enough
"Zoo Chess"

example game:
1.g4...e5
2.Ng3...Be7
3.Bg2...Bf6
4.Bf3...Bg5
5.Qd3...Qb6
6.Qe4...Qc6
7.b4...a6
8.Nb3...Ra7
9.Rg2...Rb6
10.Nxb6...Qxb6
11.Qxe5...g6
12.Rh3...g6
13.Bb2...Bh6
14.Qf6#


I came up with something new- piece values
Pawn-1.00
Guard-3.00
Giraffe-4.50
Porcupine-8.00
Tiger-10.00
King-InFiNiTy Of CoUrSe

Maybe... I have an idea
start: 1000 points, and 100 is your minimum.
Win: if you are rated below your opponent, then you get 8+the integer part of rating change/50 points. If not, you get 8-the integer part of rating change/50 points. If the rating change is 0, you get 8 points
Lose: if you are rated above your opponent, then you lose 8+the integer part of rating change/50 points. If not, you lose 8-the integer part of rating change/50 points. If the rating change is 0 then you lose 8 points.
Draw: Nothing
And what’s zoo chess sounds crazy enough