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Bulldog Chess with Witch (HorribleTomato vs Fly-Eagles-Fly)

Aha! I knew there was something. I think (there is the key word, think, which means I am not positive) I see your little trap...
10... Kf8
But I think I am going to walk into it anyway. Here goes nothing!

11. Qa5
Sorry, I've been busy over the weekend (I usually am). If you still would like me to moderate, I can!
This is a wild game, btw.

11... Nf5
Thanks JohnHS, but I've figured out how to do it, so I think we'll be good. Thanks anyway, though . And yeah, this is a crazy game. In fact, it's the craziest game of bulldog chess I've ever played! It's also the calmest I've ever played, the shortest I've ever played, the longest I've ever played, the best I've ever played, the worst I've ever played...
I also still feel like I am actively committing suicide in this game .
4... Wf6